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TWISTED SISTERS: The Real Housewives of ISIS — you'll die laughing. In real life: ISIS hurting financially, can still blow us up on the cheap.

Trump blows off all U.S. intel, but buys every word Julian Assange says. Hannity now sucking Assange's cock, too.

Usually a dealmaker, Chuck Schumer is talking tough on any potential SCOTUS nominee.

This is something I can get behind: A true beauty, and he's all furry. This guy's thighs = swoon. (Work Unfriendly) Was Dustin McNeer selling this online:

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The one where Suzanne Somers is our new Ann Miller.

High school jocks accused of sexually assaulting “cocky” teammate with broom handle on “No-Gay Thursday” settle. 

High school football players admit to "No Gay Thursday" locker room hazing, but not assault https://t.co/K0NZoE9lvH

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) January 4, 2017

34 years ago, today, the unparalleled career of the greatest star the world has ever known, began with the release of #Everybody.#Madonna pic.twitter.com/qa61DFifGW

— HÊLÊL (@H6l6l6) October 6, 2016

Happy 34th birthday, “Everybody” — Madonna's first single!

Rosie O'Donnell bumped into Ivanka Trump, they had words, Rosie thanked her for listening.

@IvankaTrump in a city of 8 million - we meet face 2 face - i thank u 4 listening - mother 2 mother - on this new years week - my best 2 u

— Rosie (@Rosie) October 6, 2016

Michelle Obama teases Donald Trump over his “my mic was bad!” bitchin'.

If Hillary loses Florida or New Hampshire, blame Gary Johnson and his idiotic supporters.

Sean Hannity accuses colleague Megyn Kelly of being in the tank for Hillary—though he's in the tank for Trump.

Loretta Sanchez did the dab at the end of a fiery debate with Kamala Harris in their senatorial debate: 

Did Loretta Sanchez #dab at end of Senate debate with Kamala Harris? What do you think? @NBCLA pic.twitter.com/YeAb0zYWsj

— Adrian Arambulo (@AdrianNBCLA) October 6, 2016