I'd never seen this footage of Sandra Bernhard from 1984. It's clearly some kind of workshop of Without You I'm Nothing. Great stuff...

The WOOF! is on fire...

There's more where the above came from right here. Nudes here.

Rob Gronkowski gets naked.

Why LGBT people have always had to “rediscover” our heroes.

Dr. Nancy Snyderman defiantly sorry for breaking Ebola quarantine.

McCartney more popular than Jesus, Madonna richer than McCartney.

Olivia Newton-John sold her house to Madonna & Sean Penn.

Jesse Sarvinski won't be letting you get away: 

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Whoa, check out Barbie's box!

Does Michael Sam think he's not in the NFL because he's gay?

Olympic legend John Carlos criticizes Charles Barkley's “scumbags” comments.

Elton John defends his ongoing friendship with Rush Limbaugh.

Jeremy Parisi is gonna make you sweat till you bleed.

Sweaty or not, here I come!

The New Yorker has a visually stimulating piece on the disappearing bookstores of NYC, and there's a nice Madonna mention. The biggest stars I've ever seen in a bookstore were Diane Lane and Josh Brolin.

The big Julien's auction of many Madonna items is coming in November. Looking through the catalogue, I was most interested in those newly-leaked (apparently from here!) Herb Ritts portraits, mainly wondering where they came from. Of course, the gem of the auction is Madonna's first-wedding dress, which I have it on good authority comes from...Sean Penn. Maybe to raise cash for Haiti?

Check out the auction here.

"You deserve this." "I know."

The Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.

John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, THE WIZARD OF OZ, Bette Midler...this Oscars is gayer than rimming.

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 3, 2014

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Here's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.

Indiana Jonesing for carbs.

Ellen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.

Say, "Cheesy!"

Let's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:

What black magic has her surgeon been up to?

Still, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.

John Travolta is our Liberace!

Oscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.

"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"

Leo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.

Jennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.

Once is cute, twice is rehab.

Lupita's the first African to win an Oscar.

Kenya believe it???

Next Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.

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Darlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:

Lady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.

And the crowd goes mild.

Madonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.

Madonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!

NOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:

Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.

Gallery from the party above, plus tons more photos of Madonna & others below.

A few hours ago, I was lucky enough to attend the launch party for Madonna's secretprojectrevolution, a 17-minute short film made in conjunction with Steven Klein that's meant to address discrimination and injustice in the world.

I arrived around 9 for the event, then had to kill time until 10 before the doors opened. The e-mail containting the invite had stressed promptness, warning we may not get in if we arrived past 10:45. But too early was no good either. How would everyone get into the Gagosian Gallery between 10 and 10: 45? Turns out the guest list was just that small, maybe 250 people.