It's time to make the ... doughnuts:

Mean while, back in Seattle, a full moon is rising: pic.twitter.com/QsjT7bzubO

— Larry Thompson #TheResistanceContinues (@Libradad) March 4, 2021

Context here.

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...

How it was hanging (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, so my OnlyFans has some good stuff, and it's just $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for Schitt's Creek's historic wins, Trump designating NYC, Portland and Seattle “anarchist jurisdictions,” Katharine McPhee's Republicanism and more ...

ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's newest LGBTQ cast member, Trump's new sexual assault allegation, Barr's treasonous push to brand protesters as treasonous and more ...

ABOVE: Pass the, uh, well ... that.

BELOW: Hot Andrew Neighbors, nude reality stud, Trump thanks himself, Cameroonian gay bashing in Seattle, Hayley Kiyoko covers GT and more...

(Image via Robbie Turner/Facebook)

Robbie Turner of RuPaul's Drag Race reported being in an Uber that was struck by a drunk motorist, killing the car's driver but sparing Turner.

Now, The Stranger, after asking all the right questions and getting no reasonable answers, is reporting that Turner may have made the whole thing up ...

Chris Hemsworth isn't just hot, he's also on the right side of history.

Seen kissing Anthony Hopkins with help from Taika Waititi in the pic at left, the Aussie hunk has taken to Instagram to urge his fellow countrymen to vote in favor of same-sex marriage.

Friends in hot places. Keep reading for this and more of the day's hottest links, including Pat Leonard rehearsing for his big Madonna-themed show ...

Ed Murray, who will not run for another term as Seattle's mayor (Video still)

The New York Times: Dissecting the fall of Mayor Murray of Seattle. Great read on the confusion in the LGBTQ community following sex-abuse allegations.

Sherrell died after eight months, making her assault case into a murder investigation. (Images via Facebook)

Fox 46 Charlotte: Trans woman found bludgeoned in Charlotte last November dies; case now a homicide.

CNN: Notre Dame students plan a show of contempt for Vice President Pence when he speaks at their commencement. Also: Young people have the flees for the GOP.

Trump's official inauguration poster had a typo; the new portrait is even hotter!

Chaser: Here's the, uh, official White House portrait of Trump.

AP: It's a f*cking outrage that this headline is real: “Worldwide effort set to make Trump happy on 1st trip abroad.”

Joe.My.God.: U.S. embassy in Macedonia flies rainbow flag, hatemonger Tony Perkins implores SOS Tillerson to make it stop.

Flag commonly used to rep the Macedonian LGBTQ community