ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: Just watch it. From here and here.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of the world's sexiest men nude, Trump implores voters to commit a felony, Detroiters memorialize their COVID-19 dead and more  ...

ABOVE: Andrew is in the best shape of his life.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's excuses for Rittenhouse, a calendar of kilts and more ...

ABOVE: I love pettiness.

BELOW: Keep reading for an eyeful of models, Scalise putting words into a disabled activist's mouth, Trump's plan to blow up the country (yeah, literally) and more ...

ABOVE: Because masks aren't sexy.

BELOW: Keep reading for some hose up in here, a great way to cure your wet-ass pussy, a Kodak scam, an LGBTQ+ voting initiative and more ...

ABOVE: Cutting an art.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sizzling selfie, outrageous conduct, a gay basher, Pelosi giving Birx the tiny clap of death and more ...

ABOVE: Makes cents.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the passing of John Lewis, Barr's black ops going national, a gay man's murder leads to three arrests and more ...

ABOVE: Tom Bianchi, suck a dick.

BELOW: Keep reading for a stage show-off, how the rich got richer under Trump via COVID-19 relief, Bolsonaro tests positive (let's hope he had underlying conditions), good luck finding better boobs than Madonna's and more ...