ABOVE: Nothing but blue skies.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked soldiers, spanking a homophobe, Ruby Rose flies the coop and more ...

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Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska) gave one of the all-time worst high school commencement speeches, in which he (three times) blamed China for COVID-19, joked about Tiger King for cool-dad cred, and all but called new graduate wimps incapable of withstanding old-school gym-class tasks. His sarcasm is such a downer, it's unreal.

What I find most interesting in his words is the underlying tone — it's horribly poorly delivered, tone-deaf comedy, but the message is loud and clear that science is lame, Big Pharma is your friend and China is the reason we're suffering (not Americans' inability to give up haircuts and parties and Trump's policy of YOLO) ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: When an Instagram pic is clearly not a selfie.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn actor's sad news, a turncoat doctor, Biden's best campaign promise and more ...

ABOVE: Rainbow, meet pot o' gold.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a senator in hot water (but perhaps for political reasons), a fresh warning about COVID-19, a stale book about Tyra Banks and more ...

ABOVE: This sucks!!!

BELOW: Keep reading for another gay attack in Amsterdam, Trump and Pence's efforts to get us all killed, a Dear Evan Hansen love affair and more ...

ABOVE: Field of dreams.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hos, Trump's Lincoln complex, how to cut your hair at home, Armie Hammer's big ol' feet and more ...

ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni's bush, bulges galore, a lesbian love trove and more ...