ABOVE: Net gain.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Red Hot Cocks Calendar, a white set-up, Oprah's church-lady routine and more ...

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ABOVE: I'm never around when this happens at the gym.

BELOW: Keep reading for the full video of the hot guy above, plus Ocasio-Cortez reacts to Team Mitch stranglers, Obama & Buttigieg on mass shootings, some Euphoria nudity and more ...

ABOVE: The be-all, end-all on butt stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexxxy selfies, the arrest of a man in the murder of Elena Grigoryeva in Russia, Trump's new racist assault and more ...

ABOVE: Blue him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, Trump's racist chant, Valerie Harper's GoFundMe and more ...

ABOVE: Billy Reilich's Sex on the Beach begins tonight. I hear his exes are ... not who you'd expect.

BELOW: Keep reading for a reality star's peen, a jock about to come out, Emmy nominations, gay teen convicted of murder in the Bronx and more ...

ABOVE: This ol' swinger turned 81 this week.

BELOW: Keep reading for McSteamy's McPeeny, Trump's rape accusation, how Trump's betrayed the gays, Kamala Harris's viral moment and more ...

ABOVE: Major Bruce/Tom Hintnaus vibes.

BELOW: Keep reading for nude dude, Trump on deportations, questions for Troye Sivan and more ...

ABOVE: Take. It. Off!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nico's bum, Trump admitting he'll cheat with a foreign power again, Jessica Biel admitting she's fucking stupid and more ...