ABOVE: Incredible story, and image.

BELOW: Keep reading for a coming-out, Biden's executive orders on gun control, a mass shooting with a famous perp, Maluma's sweaty workout and more ...

ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

Me an the boys once were all vaxd pic.twitter.com/g10F6fO5RV

— DYLAN (@dylangarsee) April 6, 2021

ABOVE: When you're vaccinated and young enough to eat literally anything without consequences.

BELOW: Chris Lowell's butt glows, new HIV vaccine (yes, HIV, not COVID), everyone able to get COVID-vaccinated starting April 19 and more ...

maybe... baseball is good? pic.twitter.com/Gbj1mgld84

— peter (@sodomyholes) April 5, 2021

ABOVE: He's pitchin'. Are you a catchin'?

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, a gay journalist steps down and aside, SAG surprises, the right-wing House member who wants to ban OnlyFans and more ...

Boy-Troy (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Gee, I recall Zac Efron saying he got too shredded when prepping for Baywatch, but it sure looks like he's back into the swim of things.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lil Nas X, big fat cheater Mitch McConnell, outrage over a roast and more...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Come check me out on Instagram. I'm not there for my health.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay priests, New York legalizing pot, Arkansas illegalizing LGBTQ people, Marsha Blackburn's bad-image consulting and more ...

ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, the old man from 9 to 5 was once “the most beautiful man in the movies.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos in his skivvies, a new cut of that Mapplethorpe doc and more ...