ABOVE: The Man from HOT-lantis!

BELOW: Keep reading for a horny bull, Trump's total ignoring of the rule of law, an argument for why brothers should do it and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to Russell Todd, truly one of cinema's best-looking men E-VER.

Todd in Andy Warhol's series Fashion (1979-1980)(GIFs via GIPHY)

BELOW: Keep reading for Senate Dems sinking, hot boys as our republic gets flushed, Tina Fucking Louise and more ...

Benny Drama aka Benito Skinner & Rish Shah are underdressed in Overcompensating. (Image via Prime Video)

ABOVE: Overcompensating debuts May 15 on Prime Video. It's about a closeted former football player. I assume there will be some touchdown. There.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antonio Porowski, Debra Winger, a hot naked guy, Trump's child-molester bestie and more ...

ABOVE & IMMEDIATELY BELOW: Both are so hot ... but if you could pick only 1 ... ?

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's dreadful speech, a Todd Haynes film fest and more ...

You've gotta love Mark-Paul Gosselaar! (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, little Zack Morris, is 51!

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's thoughts on group sex, J.D. Vance's Vermont vacation and more ...

Don Lemon post-CNN is so free. lololol pic.twitter.com/ZdqPpy6L56

— Vanessa Jaye (@vanessajaye) February 24, 2025

ABOVE: Don Lemon is just plain right. Here is Joy's tearful sign-off after being canned by MSNBC (which seems to think its viewers are right-wingers?)

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump shrimping Elon, Bruce LaBruce, Tommy Paul and more ...

(Image via DominicAlbano.com)

ABOVE: If only they could sell that tanline. And that waist.

BELOW: Keep reading for Musk's ultimatum, Cuban won't run for POTUS and more ...

ABOVE: The legs of it all.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump/Musk's overreaches multiply, Hochul gunning for Trump and maybe Adams, George Platt Lynes and other retro nudity ...