ABOVE: The Efrons decided to show that Zac's face doesn't match that viral meme, and that their bodies DO match those viral memes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot runner, Texas finger-pointing, Glenn Scarpelli looking hotter at 59 than ever and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering Farley Granger.

BELOW: Keep reading for some Superman goss, the passage of a historically awful bill and more ...

ABOVE: Disney does nipples.

BELOW: Keep reading for history of the piers, Iran's counterattack and more ...

ABOVE: An update on the Madonna Netflix project. She's working with a TOP titan this time.

BELOW: A bulging He-Man, Trump's world-ending dithering, a senator's heartless posts about Minnesota and more ...

ABOVE: Noah's Arc is back, and it's getting a full-on feature on Showtime.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump booed, drag queens triumph, naked art and more...

Statues are thisguy-esque. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: With a Scarface tune, no less. More HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for books, Trump's expensive theater, a prize-winning jerk-off and more ...

This woman needs to get right with God! (Image via official headshot)

Why are so many Christians so insane?! They speak about death as a faboosh opportunity to meet Jesus. Case in point, the thoroughly unqualifed Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa). She blithely told a packed town hall — in which a constituent decried the fact that people would die thanks to Trump's social safety net cuts — “We all are going to die.” Yeah, and? Some of us don't want to do it quickly and in discomfort, ma'am.

Welp, today, Ernst doubled-down on her alarming campaign slogan, sarcastically apologizing for the reality that we'll all die — and throwing in some encouragement that we all embrace Christ to live forever. 

The U.S. is so royally fucked that she isn't even in the Top 10 of most insane people in elected office.

Watch her snotty new video, which Marge Simpson would absolutely hate:

ABOVE: Remembering Paul Winfield, stealth gay!

10 Folks You MAY Be Shocked to Realize Were Queer — HERE

BELOW: Keep reading for Mescal & O'Connor's gay romance, murder in D.C., SCOTUS punts on charter schools and more ...