ABOVE: I know, I know — you don't like tattoos.

BELOW: Keep reading for the historic passage of the Equality Act (which is DOA in the Senate), Rocketman's queer cred and more ...

ABOVE: Fanye of light.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo's package, the first known AIDS death (in 1969), a woman signing off on Alabama's abortion ban (and possibly signing Roe v. Wade's death certificate) and more  ...

ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...

ABOVE: Bless you, Calvin Klein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model spread, gay couple fighting back against a waiter's slur, Don Jr. subpoenaed and more ...

ABOVE: Cover boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short subect long on nudity, Barr in the hot seat, Schiff's big hire to nail Trump on his finances, Mueller's letter of objection to Barr, NFL vet's gay family & much more ...

ABOVE: Remembering a great swinger!

BELOW: Keep reading for just how gay Avengers: Endgame really is, Kamala on race, Pete's good points and more ...

ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...