ABOVE: A reliable spank bank.

BELOW: Keep reading for RIP the Pope, raves for The Wedding Banquet and more ...

ABOVE: Gaga reached out and touched — porn star Brogan's hand! — during her epic Coachella set.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Chase's new porn, Trump's Apple reprieve and more ...

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ABOVE: Giving new oomph to the phrase “calendar boy.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Efron, Coco Peru, Elton John, George Santos and more ...

ABOVE: Robert Irwin for Bonds.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni, Scott Bessent, Walton Goggins, Mike White, tariff mania and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life, a smorgasbord of male models.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tony Ward's OnlyFans debut, does this Signal that any of the Trump Administration committed perjury?, Bobby Sherman taking a final bow and more ...

Via Mr. Man:

This gives new meaning to the phrase “bros before hos,” doesn’t it? In the most recent episode of The White Lotus, a hookup between breakout characters Lochlan (Sam Nivola) and his older brother Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) is revealed through some intense flashbacks.

ABOVE: Remembering body beautiful William Smith.

BELOW: Gay Venezuelan hustled off (illegally) to El Salvador prison, Tom Daley strips, U.S. cops harassing Canadian singers and more ...

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From masturbation sleeves to cock rings, it seems that we as a society are slowly learning our way around sex toys in general and male sex toys especially.

For years, male sex toys have been pushed to the shadows while the world happily embraced vibrators and other fun gadgets for women. But why should guys miss out? Everyone deserves better orgasms, more pleasure, and stronger relationships.

Like the fuck machine - it is a perfect male sex toy, and no one is even talking about it! Yeah, I said it. If that raised an eyebrow, good. I bet you I can support this claim and include a sex machine in the list of classic male sex toys — let’s see which ones you already have and which you should get soon. Also, I’ll include tips on how to enjoy them.