ABOVE: Something-something DM, something-something purchasing.

BELOW: Men in the tub, Trump can't find a chief of staff, murdered gay man may get justice after 30 years and more ...

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Shawn Mendes has finally directly addressed lingering rumors that he is gay — and he makes some good points ...

ABOVE: Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's attack on California, Blaze Bernstein's alleged killer pleading not guilty, how Trump's fake A.G. is anti-gay, Madonna's $30K movie prop and more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

New video coming soon! pic.twitter.com/D5m549u04O

— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) August 27, 2018

Looks like Shawn Mendes will be needing stitches.

Above: Imagine Dragons singer Dan Reynolds got seriously jacked.

 

Below: Latin American Pride, criticizing the NYT, Bear Week,  Shawn Mendes and Arthur Nury leaks, Jeremy McClain on vogueing, shutting down the Dan Ryan, and more ...

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Toronto's CHUM-FM today teased on the air that they'll have a big guest for their float at Toronto Pride.

Odds are looking good that it will be LGBTQ fantasy Shawn Mendes.