ABOVE: Don't ya just love water sports!

BELOW: Presto-chango —Magic Mike stalls, Trump lackey shrugs at lawbreaking, older gay men reflect on past loves (rope is involved) and more ...

ABOVE: Shame his assets are underwater.

BELOW: Sizing up The David, Trump's goose is cooked, death of a tech tycoon and more ...

ABOVE: What was that saying about men with glasses?

BELOW: Keep reading for the boys of Boy Culture, jocks in boxerbriefs, Cher randomly goes after Madonna, Kavanaugh claims he was a virgin longer than Mary Tyler Moore and much more ...

ABOVE: Necking.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gaga in Toronto, a hot new single by a gay-porn star, Omarosa's dish about the 25th Amendment, Chris Pine's peen and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Meet Jordan Guske, a superhot hockey player turned superhot model.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo, Facebook's latest anti-gay gaffe, genderqueer Shakespeare, red-hot model, and more ...

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...

Above: He's a wet dream.

Below: Keep reading for a new gay teen sex comedy, a book about romance, how Kyle Krieger reacts to YOUR nudes, a mayor's son using anti-gay slurs, the sudden death of a gubernatorial candidate, Trump gloating about his June 12 meeting with a despot, Céline Dion's obnoxiously talentless son, and more  ...

Above: A student model who needs to be famous now.

Keep reading for: A Tommy page scholarship, Sarah Huckabee Sanders self-parody, gobs of hot dudes and much more ...