ABOVE: I don't often share just flat-out funny memes, because they're everywhere. But.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy new Walking Dead (it's still on) gay story arc, a gay high schooler with a cool mom, a caning in Indonesia, Trump's evil actions that are hard to undo and more ...

ABOVE: Not a hair out of place.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Eurovision statement, the Republican on board with impeaching Trump and more ...

Above: Looks like diet guru and model David Laid has got it allll figured out.

Below: Keep reading for a STUNNING naked model, Joanne the Scammer without any clothes (no, you DO want to), the lesbian parents denied health care for their baby, Donald Trump's lame fake phone call, and more ...

Above: If your first thought is that he's mismatching denims, you may be too gay.

Below: Hot Queer Eye guy in his undies, Tom Daley's mishap, South African queer style, Black Panther porn flap, Conchita Wurst forced to come out as HIV positive, and more ...

(Image via Gus Kenworthy)

Above: This GIF of Gus Kenworthy is, with good reason, suddenly everywhere.

Below: Keep reading for undies, gun nuts, an anti-gay Russian ad, Queer Eye's take on Bieber and much more ...

(Image via Cosmo)

Laverne Cox is the first trans woman to cover Cosmo!

On Instagram, she wrote:

I musta missed WHITE KILLER after that Planned Parenthood attack.

New York Post hits new low. New York Daily News does better.

Mixed motive in San Bernardino: Radicalized Islam + workplace anger?

Obama: ISIL not an existential threat to U.S.

KILLING TIME: Oscar Pistorius's conviction bumped up to murder.

O.J.-themed American Crime Story trailer is here. Sarah Paulson = wow.

If Chris Hemsworth hadda screw a guy, it might be this one.

Thank you, ikeartoica.

Eric Decker: Chimney-bait.

Another gay Republican.

Giving Dick Cheney head.

Another accuser says porn actor Deen was abusive.

Mariah Carey is sick.

Don't lose your kiddie-porn discs at the park.

Justin Theroux joins Instagram.

21 reasons to celebrate Zac Efron.

Kisses!

One-trick pony

Sexy boner-juggler Jamie Stroud is sexy porn actor Chip Tanner.

Steve Wiles, a Democratic drag queen turned anti-gay Republican, loses NC primary.

Clay Aiken in close NC primary race—leading by less than 1%.

Daddy: The Movie producer dating 22-y.o. Derrick Gordon.

South Africa wages war on anti-gay and gender-based violence.

3-minute time-lapse film of L.A. is breathtaking. 

Rather amazing short film on female body hair.

Philly man beaten to death by Grindr trick.

James St. James's open letter to freed killer Michael Alig.

Click here if you care about queer books.

Anti-feminist Shailene Woodley is incest-curious.

Donald Sterling's side-piece V Stiviano is a grifter.

Willow Smith, 13, in bed with actor, 20. Just...in bed.

Dustin Lance Black will speak at alma mater after all.

Madonna's crazy? Prince won't even swear anymore!

Obama & Dems' polling ticks upward.

“Gone” was for Michael Jackson, not *NSYNC.

Prince William flew coach.

Jon Hamm worked in the porn biz, calls it “soul-crushing.”