ABOVE: One of the best-looking men in ... history!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump saving TikTok (after banning it), gay lies, Elon's expensive flop and more ...

ABOVE: Just Joshin' around.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Beyoncé and other Super Bowl ads, Dark Brandon gets the last laugh, hostages rescued and more  ...

ABOVE: Does he give you a Woody?

BELOW: Gay coach, death of the ultimate lesbian mommy, guy with the best pecs ever and more ...

ABOVE: I love this guy. I liked Barbie. I need to see Oppenheimer.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay doc or two, Andrew Ridgeley on George Michael's sexuality and more ...

ABOVE: Follows here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Susan Collins threatening marriage equality over hurt feelings, Republicans cheering themselves for screwing veterans, Alito's Euro victory lap and more ...

ABOVE: I don't like when people are said to have aged well. But, well ...

BELOW: Keep reading for TikTok's supremacy, JoJo Siwa's Trumper GF, Ted Cruz's daughter hating on him and more ...

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ABOVE: Guys, I'm out of here — I have been chosen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a fascinating story about gay publishing, why Tucker Carlson should quit Fox News, RIP Cynthia Harris and more ...

ABOVE: He's already given so much back.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gays of Our Lives, Jason Miller detained in Brazil, Texas going full Taliban and more ...