ABOVE: Today would've — and could've, and should've — been the day Sal Mineo turned 84.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans and a half-nekkid tennis pro, Santos gushes over gutting of House Ethics Committee (and House ethics), movies galore and more ...

ABOVE: You'll want the hard copy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bautista vs. Pacquaio, a gay Housewives drama and more ...

ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: Dang! I didn't even make Patrick Warburton a full Mantique ... and he received nearly 1,000 likes. Follow me on IG here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Katie Hobbs's big win, Kevin Bacon's dirty dancing and more ...

ABOVE: Whoopi is pushin' 70 already!

BELOW: Keep reading for Steve Grand's skimpy new line, gay men targeted in NYC, A Christmas Karen and more ...

ABOVE: BJ bares all!

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BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's dukes, fat-shaming horror, a MAGA fraud and more ...

ABOVE: I want the underwear! I want the underwear!

BELOW: Keep reading for queer fashion, erotic baked goods, a new book from Fenton Bailey and more ...