ABOVE: I don't recognize Willie Aames as Bible Man, merely as a piece of ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Epstein headache, plays galore, a sexy new queer romantic drama set in the commode and more ...

ABOVE: Have you heard of this hottie?

BELOW: Keep reading for the loss of another gay porn actor, JoJo Siwa's boyfriend and more ...

ABOVE: They had to have put this in the movie just because Mr. Auberjonois really COULD do a terrific Lloyd Bridges.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot menz, Elon Musk's tail-between-legs tour and more   ...

ABOVE: The new Physique Pictorial soldiers on, with all of the photographer interviews — as they have been for a few years — by me!

Check Out Physique Pictorial HERE!

BELOW: Keep reading for muscles, Trump's own dementia scandal and more ...

Dancer from the dance (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: Not sure if he'll do Broadway Bares again, but Jordan Vasquez is in shape for it.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, dog days, Shakespeare in queer love and more ...

ABOVE: Pernell Roberts — I liked the way his hips related to his shoulders.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Pope's view on gay marriage, an actor and a producer of The Upshaws are engaged and more ...

If this were a stamp, I'd have to lick it instead of peeling and sticking (Images via video still)

Theo James and Vittoria Ceretti are shown off to great advantage in the new Dolce & Gabbana ad, part of its #DGLightBlue campaign.

A thing of booty.

Put all the stills of Theo on U.S. postage stamps — stat!

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ABOVE: Your grandparents acted like everything was much more APPROPRIATE in the '20s and '30s. Nah. They had that George O'Brien nudity and weren't telling!

BELOW: Ralph Fiennes is 62 and pec-tacular, Dominic Albano underwear, Vance blown off by Pope and more ...