ABOVE: He should just travel with a pedestal.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nolan Gould pole dancing, a harrowing Afghanistan story, a new Lucille Ball podcast from beyond the grave and more ...

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ABOVE: Just one of BosGuy's many “Temptation Tuesday” posts.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Amells, a Brazilian disaster, Kavanaugh chaos, Monica Lewinsky walks, Aretha's family fumes, plus plenty of hotness ...

Happy birthday to Mr. Man's favorite Canadian heartthrob Stephen Amell — not bad for 37 years old ...

(Images via Instagram @morphy_me)

The above dude may look familiar — keep reading to see which two celebs he is ...

Cake-and-ice-cream sandwich, featuring John Barrowman (Image via Instagram @johnscottbarrowman)

Via Instagram: John Barrowman, newly silver-daddied out, talked co-star Stephen Amell into being a shirtless stud at his 50th birthday party.

Happy birthday, Harold! (Image via Instagram @stephenamell)

 

Oh, hayyy, Nico Tortorella. Nice shirtless series!

Stephen Amell & Jared Padalecki go shirtless, side by side.

Gay social network Moovz launches nationwide. It has a sense of humor.

Caitlyn's doing good, but her Republicanism's gotta go.

RNC as anti-gay as ever.

Amy Schumer teams up with cousin Chuck vs. guns.

Hysterical deleted scene from The Comeback.

New Bryan Cranston show: Sneaky Pete.

Gee, Darren Wilson doesn't sound racist at all.

Do NOT tell Adam Lambert he should date Ricky Martin.

Zendaya, 18, has wise words on cultural appropriation vs. appreciation.

Click here for hairy beef + one of my favorite Instagram pics so far!

The above snap was deleted by Instagram due to that topless “Josephine Baker” on the right.

Madonna's unflapperable at '20s-themed b'day bash, sings '40s song “La Vie en Rose”.

Twitter outrage as Justin Timberlake calls b'day girl Madonna his “ninja.”

2008 tune “The Beat Is So Crazy” by Eve feat. Madonna leaks.

If you like your men HUGE....

Slut-shaming on the road to the Yellow Brick Road.

LAPD beats a man to death

Another very bad night in Ferguson, MO.

Holder authorizes 2nd, federal autopsy of Brown.

Governor disparages release of Brown store video.

Shirtless Amell takes on ALS ice bucket challenge.

Gambling for children.

Rob Lowe sends his kid off to college.

Positive or negative, who could date this Islamophobic wingnut?

How one man escaped from ISIS.

Denzel said yes, yes, yes to a stint in rehab.

Oh, BTW, Nixon was a traitor.

Opera singer Licia Albanese dies @ 105 (!!!).

Should Doug Repetti grow his hair out again?

Long hair, do care.