ABOVE: If you like the above model, you may also like the virtual influencer he has inspired.

BELOW: Cringeworthy Xmas snaps, Trump's threat to stay put, Russia hacked the fuck out of us (will they nuke us? or just own us?), Trump's neighbors hate him and more ...

Bolton wasn't expecting this. (Image via video still)

John Bolton needs to see books, so he spoke with Stephen Colbert. Big mistake! News made: He won't vote for Biden, so his pledge not to vote for Trump is meaningless ...

Yep. (Image via Twitter)

Impeach the MFer.

TONIGHT: Is this the thing?! #LSSC pic.twitter.com/WfIfZZoOkt

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) September 25, 2019

Stephen Colbert's audience goes wild at the news that Trump is under investigation for impeachment.

It's not about removal from office (which would be a surprise and a bonus), it's about holding him accountable. It's not a political maneuver; impeachment can't be.

ABOVE: Happy should've-turned-88 to James Dean.

BELOW: Jeff Bezos's dick-pic controversy, Cindy McCain's racist lie and more ...

The Gaycation star got deadly serious. (Image via video still)

Ellen Page made an impassioned plea for love and acceptance for LGBTQ people on The Late Show Thursday night connecting the dots between beliefs like those of Mike Pence and violence ...

ABOVE: Tightie-wetties.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest hitchhiker ever, Trump's potental plan to capitalize on the Covington kids, the death of an entertainment legend and more ...

ABOVE: Or did you miss Jake McDorman lounging in sweats on Murphy Brown?

BELOW: Tom Daley as Santa, Obamacare imperiled (again), Christmas-tree hunks and more ...

ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...