ABOVE: George Michael would've been just 58 years old today. Still shocking to contemplate that loss.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Hay and the Mattachine Society, an AIDS angel, Milley trashing Miller and more...

I mean, I guess his wife and unborn child would care. (Image via Twitter)

The latest in a long line of members of Trump's inner circle to test positive for COVID-19 is the odious xenophobe Stephen Miller, who had dodged the virus when his own wife had it earlier this year but whose involvement in debate prep and travel with Trump — the presumed super spreader — seems to have sealed the deal this time around.

Still worrying about Joe Biden, in spite of experts saying he is unlikely to have been affected.

Not worrying about Stephen Miller, though I suppose I should because he could survive!

ABOVE: The fountain has a point!

BELOW: Keep reading for a weight-loss transformation, somebody calling Trump “selfless” (!!!), a gay man disinvited to attend a college and more ...

ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: So, we used to make mainstream movies about adult men and underage girls. More past blasts here.

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-Stanford swimmer alleging discrimination, Trump's new anti-immigrant policy, Matthew Morrison's bulge and more ...

ABOVE: Shoot bait! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for hairy hotness, Trump's Saudi Arabian ties, Melania declares herself the world's #1 biggest bullying victim, nekkid bros on the beach and more ...

ABOVE: He, uh, wants to dominate.

BELOW: Keep reading for Instagram being Greek passive, Gaga's Vegas residency, Tom Hardy, the guy who wouldn't take no for an answer from a lesbian, and more ...

This is what a real "No Spin Zone" looks like - well done, @jaketapper - Tapper Cuts Off WH Adviser Stephen Miller in Tense Interview https://t.co/l7gnLZtiQx via @thedailybeast

— John Avlon (@JohnAvlon) January 7, 2018

If only the media had been doing this in the run-up to Decision '16, it might not have ended up as Really Bad Decision '16.