ABOVE: This clip, shared annually, haunts me. I think he was so wrong, but doing his best.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of U.S. democracy and other fine messes you've gotten me into ...

ABOVE: Luscious David Naughton.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bad Bunny, Tom Suozzi, Pedro Pascal and more ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: Peter Scolari should be turning 67 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's other movie, Bannon going down hard, a judge accused of every kind of bigotry you've got and more ...

ABOVE: Do you remember handsome Christopher Connelly?

BELOW: Why Zac Efron didn't look like Zac Efron for a bit, remembering the Queen, Steve Bannon gives himself up and more  ...

ABOVE: Fanny Brice, fanny nice.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevor Donovan, Oath Keepers exposed, Lea Michele slays on Broadway and more ...

ABOVE: Uncut, you say?

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's pledge to LGBTQI+ youth, Mario Cantone lost a gig for being gay, why being snubbed is BETTER and more ...

ABOVE: Now that is a cover.

BELOW: Keep reading for loving the one you're with, Rogan says OOPSIE over 24 N-words, Mario Cantone remembers Willie Garson telling him he was dying and more ...