ABOVE: Daddy of your dreams Ed Harris was born on this day. More if you follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's bare ass, an Adonis Lounge cover stud, Trump losing even worse, Michael B. Jordan branching out into OnlyFans, the annual Steve Grand calendar is (almost) here and more ...

The dude squatting was paid to do this. (Image via Instagram Stories)

ABOVE: Steve Grand had been leaning away from doing a calendar shoot this year. Happily, he leaned back into it.

BELOW: Bluntest interviewer ever interviewed, naked daredevil, gay BJ on network TV and more ...

(Image via Steve Grand)

Steve Grand has been pimping his GrandAxis line on social media, and I don't know what he's doing, but he is MASSIVE. Quarantine has been kind to him ...

ABOVE: Okay, so I need to give up croissants.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot calendar boy, a Speedo model proud of his caboose, why Trump will not win and more ...

ABOVE: I laffed.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Lenny Kravitz, the multitude of ways in which Trump and other GOPers have tanted COVID-19 and more ...

ABOVE: Signed, unsealed, delivered — he could be yours.

BELOW: Family tube, Trump can't handle Biden's @truth, NeNe Leakes thrashes Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams, and more ...

This is how you sell jockstraps.

Happy #4thofjuly !!!!#fourthofjuly #july4th 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/jrKVPEYLvD

— Steve Grand (@SteveGrandMusic) July 4, 2020

Sorry, but this year, you'll have to wrap the flag around an ass like Steve's to make me wanna salute it.