ABOVE: Signed, unsealed, delivered — he could be yours.

BELOW: Family tube, Trump can't handle Biden's @truth, NeNe Leakes thrashes Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams, and more ...

This is how you sell jockstraps.

Happy #4thofjuly !!!!#fourthofjuly #july4th 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/jrKVPEYLvD

— Steve Grand (@SteveGrandMusic) July 4, 2020

Sorry, but this year, you'll have to wrap the flag around an ass like Steve's to make me wanna salute it.

ABOVE: Crazy, illustrated demographics about NYC. How could only 10% make $100K? I guess those people must own or rent multiple apartments, 'cuz you're supposed to make 40x your monthly rent, annually, in order to be approved a lot of places.

BELOW: Hopelessly hot male model, Steve Grand's skimpiest Speedo, Trump's inability to walk or drink, Karens gone wild and more ...

ABOVE: Instagram peek-a-booty.

BELOW: Keep reading for lifeguards in love, hydroxychloroquine questions, Trump the King of Us All, Steve Grand's jockstrap workout and more ...

ABOVE: Steve Grand is selling underwear, and a visit to his site gets you full-moon savings.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked guys, Bernie's chat with Obama, a classic Linda Tripp parody and more ...

ABOVE: Steve Grand is probably going to miss out on a lot of his live gigs, so consider supporting his underwear brand here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Soju's soulful debut, Trump's naval revenge, Jane Fonda's new workout, the death of Bill Withers and more ...