ABOVE: I guess this is supposed to be a good body taking a break from working out (!!!).

BELOW: Keep reading for some zombie tail, Spirit Day, rats abandoning the sinking ship that is Kyrsten Sinema's career and more ...

He lost his pants — and still lost! (Image via video still)

Do you find kitschy erotica from the past still gets you hot and bothered, or is it too silly to connect?

The Great American Strip-Off, a Playboy Channel show that nervily mixed male and female stripper contestants in the '80s, is a good example. There is a lot of male flesh (and at the time, it would have been like man-uh from heaven for starved gay boys tinkering with cable boxes to get Playboy Channel in the middle of the night), but the dancing and styles are outta this world.

A camp feast. Watch here!

ABOVE: Tan lines will do it for me every time.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joe Manganiello's manspread, the sexiest sketch from Broadway Bares and more ...

ABOVE: NYC in the '70s. What a trip.

BELOW: Keep reading for male-on-male movies, Texas governor's anti-dog outrage, Madonna's plan to make every queen crazy between now and Thursday and more ...

ABOVE: Whatever is up with Madonna — she is planning something for June 24 in NYC — is appears to be connected to the boutique management co. the Jeffries.

BELOW: Keep reading for Boy Culture (the movie) getting honored by Rotten Tomatoes, a queer summer reading list, a new doc on Being Black in Porn, a plea for Pose and more ...

ABOVE: We can work it out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Lego head-scratcher, a brutal anti-gay crime, a winning pooch, a hungry whale and more ...

Vintage, but not ready for Antiques Roadshow, ass by Locky Brownlie (GIF by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: In honor of the announcement that a virtual Broadway Bares is returning, a GIF from an earlier installment.

BELOW: Keep reading for myriad ways to celebrate Pride, a romantic David Hernandez tune, Gaga opening up about being raped and left pregnant, Season 2 of Love, Victor and more ...

“Steven is gay” (Image via Lachlan Buchanan)

Apparently, that remake of Dynasty is still on The CW, and Lachlan Buchanan is teasing viewers by wondering on Twitter if he will wear more clothes this time around.

I think the above is from last season, when he played a stripper, because he flashed the same undies here: