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I met Nath Wyld, an Aussie stripper extraordinaire, when he was in the U.S. stripping at the Adonis Lounge. Nicest, straightest guy, but happy to be appreciated for his killer looks and body. Especially his booty, which has to be up there with the Sydney Opera House on the list of Australian attractions worth a pilgramage ...

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This Friday, NYC's Adonis Lounge is turning 10, and they're doing it with over 40 porn stars and dancers.

Head over to Evolve (221 E. 58th St.) and check out the action — it's always a great time, and the special anniversary festivities (or just plain extra bodies) will ramp things up.

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