ABOVE: Who wasn't in love with Elizabeth Montgomery?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Colton Underwood on Cassie Randolph, Supreme Court expansion talk, Pat Robertson suddenly makes sense and more ...

Joe Jonas gets stuck in front of his wife. (Image via Instagram)

EXTRATV: Stars getting their COVID-19 shots.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Arkansas is now trying to make it so that teachers can refer to trans students by whichever gender the teacher chooses — and by their birth names. No personal determination at all.

HUFF POST: Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina) sounds incredulous over Sen. Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia) saying he won't do anything to fix the filibuster, even if it means no action can be taken on voting rights:

He said ... that January 6th changed him. Well, it changed me as well. I want to remind him of what some of those insurrectionists were saying to those African American law officers who were out there. One man talking about how many times he was called the N-word. I want to know, how does that man compromise in such a situation? How would he have me compromise in such a situation?

THE HILL: The House Ethics Committee has opened a probe into Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) over allegations he paid for sex and slept with a 17-year-old, among other alleged wrongdoing.

GR8ERDAYS: It's always entertaining to hear who Leslie Jordan has met!

POLITICO: Biden won't publicly pressure Justice Breyer to retire — but let's hope he does.

ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

ABOVE: Re-breaking the Internet.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's gay kiss, Yaphet Kotto's death, Kavanaugh in deep shit and more ...

ABOVE: Good enough to cleat.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Geick's nip, Biden erasing Betsy DeVos, Cuomo digging in, Josh Hawley's gay-poster past and more ...

ABOVE: This is like trigger food for me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a trans traitor, Trump's tax return blues, Clarence Thomas's latest pube in the Coke, a Trumper gets put on ice and more ...

“Ad parody — not to be taken seriously” ... yet it went to the SCOTUS! (Image via Hustler)

Larry Flynt, the off-colorful man behind Hustler and its potent brand, has died at 78 of heart failure, over 40 years after being confined to a wheelchair and to a life of constant pain by a madman with a gun. (His would-be assassi, white supremacist Joseph Paul Franklin, was a serial killer angry that Larry published interracial porn; he was executed in 2013).

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...