ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the new Jonathan Majors muscle movie, Brett Kavanaugh on the eve of going through some things and more ...

ABOVE: Guy Madison, all-time movie hottie, would be 101 years old today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kit Harington, RIP David Crosby, SCOTUS can't figure out its leaker and more ...

Missile strikes? That won’t stop Kyiv’s drag queens from putting on a hell of a show. Happy New Year ❤️🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/OzhL381lAK

— Adam Zivo (@ZivoAdam) December 31, 2022

ABOVE: Reminder from Kyiv drag queens that drag isn't deadly, but it's resilient.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Ginni's GITMO text, a dangerous book and more ...

ABOVE: No beard required.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Elite casting decision, Alito's KKK joke and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering the late Tales of the City star, plus all the other b'days of December 4.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump trashing the Constitution, gay ex-rep Kolbe dies, more on those NYC druggings-gone-bad and more ...

ABOVE: Damn, that Old Kid on the Block looks good to me. How is he MY age?!

BELOW: Keep reading for celebrity tail, Romney vs. Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Grease-y kid stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural man, Trump's tax loss, Musk's fascist takeover continues to depress and more ...

ABOVE: High (-heeled) art.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model model, Jesse Eisenberg's ascension to super stud, Tom Goss's Big Fat Gay Ass Christmas and more ...