ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: No, this doesn't make you look — gulp — fat.

BELOW: Keep reading for more about that Bridgerton boy, Trump gutlessly boycotting Biden's inauguration, clues the attempted coup was well-organized and planned far in advance and more ...

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Lin Wood is an unhinged attorney whose babblings should be relegated to the fringes of the Internet. However, he has Trump's ear, so everything he says matters — and is magnified.

A QAnon adherent, Wood yesterday took to Twitter to allege that Chief Justice John Roberts is a child-murdering pedophile who illegally adopted his children from Wales with the help of Jeffrey Epstein.

He hinted that Roberts had Epstein killed, then revealed he believes Epstein is alive.

It went on (and on) from there.

Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we've lost in 2020. The post will be updated as any 2020 deaths continue to be announced late.

Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, and a description.

Who did I miss?

Read 'em and weep ...

ABOVE: Flex in the city.

BELOW: Keep reading for the kid whose painted nails got him in trouble, Tim Cook supports trans people, the best job in the world and more ...

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In the first big Amy Coney Barrett-powered SCOTUS decision, the highest court in the land has decided that forcing religious institutions not to hold gigantic gatherings during a pandemic is unconstitutional because God.

Cuomo calls it a political decision. No duh.

Justice Sotomayor called the decision “a deadly game.”

Up next: Businesses will be allowed to discriminate against LGBTQ people because God. Book it.

ABOVE: If a mag didn't exist for this photo to cover, one would have to be created.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model citizen, Trump's fizzled march, Melissa McCarthy: accidentally anti-gay, how Giuliani fucked Trump and more ...

The dude squatting was paid to do this. (Image via Instagram Stories)

ABOVE: Steve Grand had been leaning away from doing a calendar shoot this year. Happily, he leaned back into it.

BELOW: Bluntest interviewer ever interviewed, naked daredevil, gay BJ on network TV and more ...