I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

Me https://t.co/93qNxN7Ky9

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Susan Rice, Obama's national security advisor from 2013-2017 and U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. has seemingly thrown her hat into the ring to challenge Susan Collins in 2020. Collins is the Republican senator who the left had hoped would be a NO on Kavanaugh, but who instead waited until the last possible moment and gave a fiery speech supporting him wholeheartedly.

In response to a tweet asking who would like to challenge Collins, Rice replied simply, “Me”.

I don't care who it is, but Collins has to go. However, I would guess Collins's outrageous vote for Kavanaugh is her way of thanking her party before announcing she's done with the Senate before the next cycle goes into full swing. Just my hunch.

UPDATE: She was just playin'.

Many thanks for the encourgement. I’m not making any announcements. Like so many Americans, I am deeply disappointed in Senator Collins’ vote for Kavanaugh. Maine and America deserve better. https://t.co/6oGFTFuO1Q

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Sen. Susan Collins on Dr. Ford's allegation against Brett Kavanaugh: "I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the Court." https://t.co/6QSv9LPBc1 pic.twitter.com/Kr8T6txkc7

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) October 5, 2018

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) surprised no one by announcing she will vote to confirm Kavanaugh. However, what was surprising to most was her arch-supportive tone in his defense, and her citing of conspiracy theories to shame the left while doing so. This woman was never, ever undecided, she just wanted to commandeer everyone's attention for a self-serving, hour-long spiel.

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

ABOVE: What was that saying about men with glasses?

BELOW: Keep reading for the boys of Boy Culture, jocks in boxerbriefs, Cher randomly goes after Madonna, Kavanaugh claims he was a virgin longer than Mary Tyler Moore and much more ...