ABOVE: It's Grace Fucking Jones's birthday!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Ric Weiland story, Susan Collins in trouble and more ...

ABOVE: This is like trigger food for me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a trans traitor, Trump's tax return blues, Clarence Thomas's latest pube in the Coke, a Trumper gets put on ice and more ...

ABOVE: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's acquittal (for now) by the Senate (forever), a new gay movie with the late Cloris Leachman, hot men in kilts and more ...

ABOVE: When Mr. Clean was more than an animated figure!

BELOW: Keep reading for sad news about Siegfried, Pence & Trump team up, Susan Collins never fails to fail, a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient who doesn't want it and more ...

ABOVE: I've had about 800 follows in a single day on my Gr8erDays IG — a huge and welcome surprise, as it's a lot of (fun) work. Join me.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's style, Trump's possible pardon plot, Nick Robinson nude and more ...

ABOVE: Why, yes, that is Sloth. Please follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a male model's intimate moments, Kamala going to Texas, Trump officially giving up on the Senate and the fight against COVID-19 and more ...

ABOVE: He's currently tied up.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, Trump's Biden ads, Rolling Stone for Biden, Anchorage's new out lesbian mayor, Whitmer going door-to-door for Biden and more ...

ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...