ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

ABOVE: It was definitely good form of Leitner Winstead to preserve that big chunk of movie herstory!

BELOW: Keep reading for a possible COVID-19 vaccine, Trump's niece taking a hatchet to his ego, Nyle DiMarco's new deal (hey, Joe Biden's got one of those, too!), Tyra Banks's new job, and why Ivanka Trump ain't worth a hill of beans  ...

ABOVE: GARÇON® Underwear in action.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay marriage proposal, a surprise pro-abortion rights decision from SCOTUS, tasty Chick-Feel-Gay and more ...

ABOVE: Instagram peek-a-booty.

BELOW: Keep reading for lifeguards in love, hydroxychloroquine questions, Trump the King of Us All, Steve Grand's jockstrap workout and more ...

ABOVE: I'd like to be in the pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked reality star vs. naked stripper, which swing-state senator WILL vote to convict Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...

ABOVE: Let it ride!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the No Pants Subway Ride 2020, Trump's ironic defense-team add-ons, Eminen's shocking re-creation of the Vegas massacre and more ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...