ABOVE: You can still watch Broadway Bares, but you'll need to take a rain check on “Rotation.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a Fire island gay old time, Kit Harington's adjustment, Trump's most doddering interview yet and more ...

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Below, singer Seth Sikes turns in “Fire Island Ferry,” his take on “On the Atchison Topeka and the Santa Fe” from the movie The Harvey Girls.

“I’ve been hiding out on Fire Island since COVID hit and learning the tricks of the trade: editing, sound mixing and writing,” he reports. “If we never get back to normal, then at least I’ve learned a new skill.” 

It's an excellent match; I think Judy Garland would have approved, and I know Vincente Minnelli would have ...

ABOVE: Peacockhound.

BELOW: Gay Lib memories, Gohmert gets COVID-19, Trump still loooves Putin and Russia, Laverne and Billy talk Emmy nominations and more ...

ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...

“Now let's go hit the glory hole!” (Image by Champion from Go Guys)

Canada's BC Centre for Disease Control has issued a number of recommendations related to having sex during the COVID-19 pandemic, and reading about them might make you horny.

First thing it gets right:

ABOVE: Go off, Rude Rainbow!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Michael Biehn update, the U.S. Surgeon General getting panicky about mask compliance (way late), tennis thighs, Funny Girl to Broadway, rebranding Pepe and more ...

ABOVE: Max Ehrich is not letting lockdown go to waist.

BELOW: Keep reading for the most incredible Pietro Boselli image yet, two of the absolute worst Karens yet, the Fyre Festival guy's 26-year-old love, the governor of Georgia's attempt to get us all killed and more ...