ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: Dang! I didn't even make Patrick Warburton a full Mantique ... and he received nearly 1,000 likes. Follow me on IG here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Katie Hobbs's big win, Kevin Bacon's dirty dancing and more ...

ABOVE: Whoopi is pushin' 70 already!

BELOW: Keep reading for Steve Grand's skimpy new line, gay men targeted in NYC, A Christmas Karen and more ...

ABOVE: BJ bares all!

https://www.mrman.com/tour/hero?_atc=895744-1262-1-126096

BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's dukes, fat-shaming horror, a MAGA fraud and more ...

Immediately thought of the 2005 film: Race You to the Bottom! (Image via Amazon)

ABOVE: New poster for the Harry Styles gay cop flick My Policeman.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Majors (what else you need?) and more ...

ABOVE: One of my favorites. Follow Gr8erDays HERE.

BELOW: Shawn Mendes plays reptilian, Bolsonaro overperforms in Brazil and more ...

ABOVE: Esai Morales turns 60. Couldn't you just eat him with a fork?

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked gigolo, another reason to avoid Blonde and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...