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ABOVE: Just a reminder that my first novel — which gave this blog its name — is available in a new edition here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Jordan Knight's right stuff, Elon Musk wriggling out of the deal and more ...

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He's been trying to meet Madonna for 10 years. If this doesn't work, what will? Video:

ABOVE: Wild about hairy?

BELOW: Keep reading for the U.S. prepping to take huge leaps back (for years? decades?) on abortion and gay rights, Don Lemon's accuser drops suit and suddenly forgets what he remembered, and Scott Johnson's killer will serve only 8-12 years for his murder ...

ABOVE: Charlie Puth continues to be cute as a button.

BELOW: Keep reading for Putin's cancer surgery, Trump's dementia, unrepentant killer of gay man convicted and more ...

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ABOVE: Thanks to Alex, great pics of the Dorothy dress that's up for grabs!

BELOW: Keep reading for an unseen Madison Cawthorn, the douche suing Kathy Griffin, Russian homophobic TV and more ...

ABOVE: Smokin'!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Democratic gubernatorial candidate leaning into anti-gay rhetoric, a CNN gay love story, Harry Styles feeling like a woman and more ...

ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

Bonus ad! I used to have this mag; I found it as a 20-year-old ... somewhere? (Image via vintage cover)

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

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ABOVE: Lil Nas X gets into the April Fools' spirit.

BELOW: Jen Psaki to leave the White House, Caitlyn hired by Fox News, Democratic House votes to decriminalize pot and more ...