ABOVE: Spotted, in the wild.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hardest question ever, what Congress may do about Trump's election fraud, Trump's brother dies (missed it by that much) and more ...

Wear, oh, wear ... (All images by Ollie Ali for Petra Design)

Whatever Petra Design paid Pietro Boselli to model their latest swimwear, it wasn't enough ...

ABOVE: Butts on TV?

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Mount Rushmore desires, his Gettysburg plans, an anti-mask Karen and a racist-from-hell Karen, plus good dish from Wilson Cruz ...

You'll see more of him below. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Bad news — he can't wink.

BELOW: Keep reading for what COVID-19 is not just what it is, the secret behind Keanu's biggest hit, shameless show-offs and more ...

ABOVE: You can still watch Broadway Bares, but you'll need to take a rain check on “Rotation.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a Fire island gay old time, Kit Harington's adjustment, Trump's most doddering interview yet and more ...

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Below, singer Seth Sikes turns in “Fire Island Ferry,” his take on “On the Atchison Topeka and the Santa Fe” from the movie The Harvey Girls.

“I’ve been hiding out on Fire Island since COVID hit and learning the tricks of the trade: editing, sound mixing and writing,” he reports. “If we never get back to normal, then at least I’ve learned a new skill.” 

It's an excellent match; I think Judy Garland would have approved, and I know Vincente Minnelli would have ...

ABOVE: Peacockhound.

BELOW: Gay Lib memories, Gohmert gets COVID-19, Trump still loooves Putin and Russia, Laverne and Billy talk Emmy nominations and more ...

ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...