ABOVE: Esai Morales turns 60. Couldn't you just eat him with a fork?

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked gigolo, another reason to avoid Blonde and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

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ABOVE: Girls' trip.

BELOW: Keep reading for what I promise you is one of my best round-ups in eons...

ABOVE: Start spreadin' the news ...

BELOW: Keep reading for my Mary Lambert tale, Trump duped by an impostor (at Mar-A-Lago, where he keeps stolen top-secret documents) and more ...

Making a crudites platter is one of those activities that humanizes a senate candidate

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— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) August 15, 2022

ABOVE: Dr. Oz's web team HATES him.

BELOW: Carly Rae Jepsen's newest, Rudy Giuliani criminally targeted, tales of a masseur and more ...

ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

ABOVE: He was also Madonna's material boy. Follows appreciated HERE.

BELOW: A letter to one's 5-year-old self, bodies sought 49 years after gay blaze, Lindsey in a tizz and more  ...

Does he make you wet? (Image via postcard)

Remembering the late, great John Saxon on August 5, what would've been his 86th. Keep reading for more of him than you can handle, and feel free to follow Gr8erDays here ...