ABOVE: Because The Wizard of Oz is 80 this year.

BELOW: Gay Ukrainian soldier, new Madonna movie, Ross Mathews has an expensive-looking hot piece, Cardi B is fed up with Trump and more ...

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Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) announced today she has decided to run for president.

It's a surprise, and it's a no from me. I know I promised I'd vote for any Dem, but she isn't a Dem to me.

Above: This is how Brock Yurich looks when he thinks he looks fluffy. (Get thee to I Feel Pretty, stat!)

Below: Jaw-dropping male model, awww-inducing teen couple, Mulan gets straight-washed, Facebook cool with human trafficking, penis belt, Starbucks gets real on racism, plus more...

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Trump impotently strikes Syria to wag the dog, distracting from incredible developments in his crumbling presidency, meanwhile doing zero to actually hinder Assad, and allowing the leaders of Russia and Iran to enjoy increased patriotism and support from their people. Also, Putin is now saying the UK directly staged that awful gas attack.

Above: No, this was not part of a professional fashion shoot. This is how this guy looks randomly.

Below: Keep reading for a gay(er) version of that Risky Business undies dance, Mariah Carey's bipolar battle, Paul Ryan's retirement, unseen Madonna and more  ...

“I - do - not - care - about - any - of - you.” (Video still via NBC)

Assad decided to launch a chemical attack on his own people, including kids, days after Trump bragged the U.S. would leave Syria once and for all. Yet now Trump is blaming Putin — and Obama! — for this attack.

Trump is not only stupid, Trump doesn't care about you — laugh it up ...

Above: Reminder that gay men can be feminists, too.

Below: Keep reading for the BBC debate, a West Point gay wedding, Pence's anti-gay lies, Franco called out, Stormy Daniels gets her tits out, some VPL, a gay actor in a Biblical show, Louisiana gay history, more on Blaze Bernstein's accused killer, Troye Sivan rocking out and happy 20th to Tipping the Velvet ...

UPDATE: I beg Nicaragua's pardon — that nation didn't agree because it's greener than the agreement. Wow. So it's just the U.S. and Syria.

Today, Donald Trump announced, with typical uninformed grandiosity, that the United States would join Nicaragua and Syria ...

NICARAGUA AND SYRIA!!!

... in rejecting the Paris Climate Accord.

He gave a lot of fake numbers and kept talking up shit like coal ...

COAL!!!

... while claiming his decision was in the best interest of the U.S. taxpayers.

Trump also quipped that he was elected by Pittsburgh, not Paris (the accord is not actually about Paris), which is a laugh riot because Pittsburgh voted against him in droves.

French President Macron issued a speech recorded in English aimed at U.S. citizens that felt a lot like what you do when trying to reach an oppressed people, bypassing their leaders, that ended with the instantly iconic dig that he hopes we will all:

Make the our planet great again. 

! Macron ends his speech in English: “Make our planet great again. Thank you.” https://t.co/CWId0QUu7G

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) June 1, 2017

I seriously don't know what is going to happen, but the longer Trump is in power, the closer the world slides toward an early death. 

The U.S. is no longer a world leader, but a world problem — a big, powerful entity perfectly willing to do wrong.

We will all pay for this.