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It was announced last week that Welsh stud Taron Egerton will play the legendary Elton John in Rocketman, the biopic about Elton's life... and my partners at Mr. Man are thrilled about it!  He has a sexy, toned and beefy body and a plump little peach.

Let's just say: Elton had better be pleased with this choice.

Check out five times Taron has been barin' his assets on-screen ...