ABOVE: I love pettiness.

BELOW: Keep reading for an eyeful of models, Scalise putting words into a disabled activist's mouth, Trump's plan to blow up the country (yeah, literally) and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

ABOVE: Apparently, we don't have to let social distancing keep us from exercising, damn it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Newman's COVID-19 testing struggles, a heroic response to a cold-hearted mayor, a clever revisiting of Shaun of the Dead and much more ...

ABOVE: What in the David Hockney?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Pence as your coronavirus king, Maluma's package, rugby ass and more ...

ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lev Parnas throwing Trump under the bus, model behavior and more ...

Seems like just yesterday I was at the 30th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in NYC, asking Madonna if I could shoot her at her table (“nope-nope-nope”).

Now, the honorees for the 31st Annual GLAAD Media Awards in L.A. have been announced, and they're going for an artist who's the Cats meow, as well as a total Pose-r ...

ABOVE: Oh, my nose!!!

BELOW: Hairy Judd, gay terrorist, substitute teacher from hell and more ...

I took my visiting family to see Cats on Broadway during its first, never-ending run, so yes, I do have an ax to grind.

But it would appear that this woefully ill-advised new movie version is every bit as litterbox-worthy as most of us who are sane figured.

The reviews? MEOW ...