ABOVE: With dads like this ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Micah Plath's dating tease, Christopher Meloni working out in the nude, Republicans encouraging higher gas prices and more ...

ABOVE: I believe the correct reaction is OOF.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's porn crush, how Elon might queer the Twitter deal, America's journey back into hating homosexuality and more  ...

ABOVE: He's got a couple of good points.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dave Chappelle trashing trans women (again), one of the worst NYC cop spox goes down, Tina Turner sells out (in a good way) and more ...

ABOVE: As the coronavirus lingers, people are getting more and more punchy.

BELOW: Tom Daley's sick workout, Golden Globes shockers, Towleroad's huge announcement, 30+ come out against Madison Cawthorn and more ...

ABOVE: Overdressed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Graham losing, Biden winning, Culkin masking and more ...

ABOVE: I love pettiness.

BELOW: Keep reading for an eyeful of models, Scalise putting words into a disabled activist's mouth, Trump's plan to blow up the country (yeah, literally) and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

ABOVE: Apparently, we don't have to let social distancing keep us from exercising, damn it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Newman's COVID-19 testing struggles, a heroic response to a cold-hearted mayor, a clever revisiting of Shaun of the Dead and much more ...