ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: I keep hearing that TikTok song emergency! emergency!

BELOW: Keep reading for the demise (?) of Mark Robinson, Kylie's next album and more ...

No, but, like, for real — Trump has dementia. His too-early Sunday response to Taylor's late-Tuesday endorsement of Harris was a blunt, juvenile statement of his hatred for Swift. Real toddler shit.

Hilariously, and in a move that Biden and many other typically presidential fellows could not have pulled off, Harris's campaign replied with a long, catty retort ... name-checking one of Swift's albums and 28 (!) of her songs:

ABOVE: This little snack, Dom Fenison, was showing titties at MTV last night:

pic.twitter.com/0gDy4uSmjN

— media (@ENTplus_) September 11, 2024

BELOW: Keep reading for unsightly fat, Chappell Roan and others at the MTV VMAs and more ...

This was the moment Harris had been waiting for - and she delivered it with composure. pic.twitter.com/tu0uSNf6AA

— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) September 11, 2024

ABOVE: One of the best moments of the debate for Kamala was this long, knife-twisting disembowelment. In this stretch, she reminds him he lost, parallels it to his Apprentice “you're fired” B.S., calls him a liar and suggests he has dementia.

BELOW: Debate trainwreck for Trump, bare butts and high-fashion duds, Madonna vs. Patti (uh-gain) and more  ...

Coming out of his worst-ever public appearance — including the one where someone tried to assassinate him — Trump learns that Taylor Swift has dropped the hammer, endorsing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

He has no idea. And no ideas.

ABOVE: Sylvester forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot underwear, Trump's hot mess and more ...

ABOVE: I never see posters like THIS.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rodent men, a Traitor-ous plea, a SCOTUS abortion ruling and more ...