ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lev Parnas throwing Trump under the bus, model behavior and more ...

Seems like just yesterday I was at the 30th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in NYC, asking Madonna if I could shoot her at her table (“nope-nope-nope”).

Now, the honorees for the 31st Annual GLAAD Media Awards in L.A. have been announced, and they're going for an artist who's the Cats meow, as well as a total Pose-r ...

ABOVE: Oh, my nose!!!

BELOW: Hairy Judd, gay terrorist, substitute teacher from hell and more ...

I took my visiting family to see Cats on Broadway during its first, never-ending run, so yes, I do have an ax to grind.

But it would appear that this woefully ill-advised new movie version is every bit as litterbox-worthy as most of us who are sane figured.

The reviews? MEOW ...

ABOVE: I always appreciate an open-drawers policy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked leading man, Melania Trump getting her sorry ass booed and more ...

ABOVE: Abs? Fab.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ace tennis ass, the snowballing impeachment inquiry, Ryan Guzman nude, Pete Buttigieg's here and queer, and more ...

ABOVE: Washing that man right outta his hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's loony Fox call, Luke Evans's new album, a Russian man accused of child sexual assault for talking to kids about being gay and more ...

ABOVE: I'm a glasses-half-full kinda guy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian J. Smith's sexy kissing scenes, Roger Stone found stone-cold guilty, Lena Waithe announces secret wedding ceremony and more ...