ABOVE: The Efrons decided to show that Zac's face doesn't match that viral meme, and that their bodies DO match those viral memes.

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Well, he called her mom ugly!

Hello 911. I'd like to report a murder.

Colin Allred just slayed Ted Cruz in the Texas Senate debate when asked about J6.

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— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 16, 2024

I don't know if Colin Alred will beat Ted Cruz on November 5, but he sure as fuck deserves to.

ABOVE: Tilda Swinton, on Craigslist.

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ABOVE: He is sharing even more, BELOW ...

A three-course snack (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: He works out. More here.

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ABOVE: How many can you name? I'm not sure who the woman is with Robert Donner.

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ABOVE: Dan's my neighbor. If I lean out my window, I can see his butt. Any window.

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