ABOVE: Tell me again how you'd say no because tattoos ick you out.

BELOW: The Senate votes to curb anti-Asian hate, a white soldier is arrested for harassing a young Black man who dared to set foot in his neighborhood, Karen Olivo is militantly about social justice and more ...

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ABOVE: He's pitchin'. Are you a catchin'?

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, a gay journalist steps down and aside, SAG surprises, the right-wing House member who wants to ban OnlyFans and more ...

ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

BELOW: Keep reading for Channing Tatum's strip show, a pair of anti-trans bills, Cazwell looks good, the latest on the Colorado shooting and more ...

ABOVE: A shirtless reminiscence.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's COVID-19 speech, an outdoor shower (GULP), Ross Mathews' fiancé, the new Vanity Fair cover and more ...

ABOVE: Then, and now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ted Cruz fucking up, a hot new Django, Demi Lovato's brain damage, Cuomo's damage control and more ...

ABOVE: My kind of lounge act.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless firefighters, a cravenly corrupt GOP cadre, remembering Sal Mineo and more ...