ABOVE: Madonna & Guy Oseary's The Party attracted every major Oscar winner, plus Demi Moore, Penélope Cruz, Olivia Wilde and more. (Now if she could get Olivia or Sean Baker to direct her biopic ... ) More about The Party HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Oscar records, Tony Valenzuela, Andy Bell and more ...

ABOVE: He's hot. He's sexy. He's dead.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot nude dude, a Black Nazi (are they reproducing?!), an update on the guy shoved in front of an NYC subway and more ...

ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

BELOW: Keep reading for fat butts, a gay asshole who voted GOP and is now whining, why the new Village People suck (but not like THAT), plus more ...

ABOVE: I love how he adjusts his butt like it's a prop.

BELOW: Keep reading for the fake Golden Girls reboot, Tennessee vs. AI and more ...

ABOVE: Dad.

Bonus pic: A half-drag, half-male-presenting poser circa 1915-1925 (Images courtesy of Peter Miller/New York)

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of Rosalynn Carter, a hot hunk with rhythm, gay and illegal and more ...

ABOVE: Dyke to watch out for Jodie Foster is 61. And if you haven't seen Nyad yet, I would argue she laps even Annette Bening in that. Oscar-worthy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Hernandez actor cast, naked reality star and more ...

ABOVE: Something-something the rich?

BELOW: Keep reading for Zachary Quinto's blue movie, drag wins one, trans kids lose yet another one and more ...

An unusual group for the '50s (Image via Peter Miller/New York)

ABOVE: Via Peter Miller's collection, a real-photo postcard circa 1950s of a group in which what sure looks like a male couple sits.

BELOW: Keep reading for Miss Gay America, anti-queer losers, Trump's secret, George Santos George Santos-ing and more ...