ABOVE: Oh, hi.

BELOW: Actor's finest asset, another mass killing, Kissinger's 100 and Dreyfuss sounds it and more ...

(Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: Instagram is the bulge police — they removed this image.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ursula, a drag shout-out on the House floor, famous folks continue to pretend trans kids are rushed into surgery and more ...

ABOVE: Ageless Dave August actually does have an age, and it's 50 — and he's using it to raise $$$ for a good cause.

BELOW: Keep reading for a spirited butt shot, a chat with Gregg Araki and some birthdays to remember ...

ABOVE: Blew period.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mo'Nique comes out as bisexual, VP Harris uplifts the Tennessee Three, abortion on the ropes (agin) and more ...

ABOVE: Read what he wrote, tho.

BELOW: Keep reading for David Ortega, Luke Evans and (checks notes) Anita Bryant ...

ABOVE: Could you? Would you?

Bonus beef (Image via tear sheet)

BELOW: Keep reading for naked dancers, Thiel's wrongdoing, Trump almost indicted and more ...

ABOVE: Oof, Ben Murphy is a trigger.

BELOW: Keep reading for Male Model Monday, Silver Foxes, a Black gay country duo and more ...

ABOVE: He's in his feels!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Meta mega-bulge argument, tWitch takes his own life, Elon Musk is a rent-dodger and more ...