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Chasten, get in here! (Image via HRC)

Chasten Buttigieg, who could potentially be our first first gentleman, gave his first major stump speech at the 2019 HRC Houston Dinner. He is as ready for public life as Pete is, based on this stirring speech ...

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Is he a safe Beto? (Image by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)

Beto O'Rourke announced he is running for president yesterday, using a Vanity Fair cover story to do so ...

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ABOVE: Bow to the Booty King.

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