Coming out of his worst-ever public appearance — including the one where someone tried to assassinate him — Trump learns that Taylor Swift has dropped the hammer, endorsing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

He has no idea. And no ideas.

@boyculturedotcom The “Hee Haw” Hager Twins would be 83 today. They died years ago 8 mos. apart. But not before singing this … suggestive … ditty about a “16-incher.” Their pants suggest maybe 8+8? #hagertwins #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

ABOVE: Those Hagers and their (combined?) 16 inches!

BONUS: He seems like he might have 8?

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot go-go, Kamala's first big interview, swing-state polling and more ...

ABOVE: Jason Priestley is a youthful 55 today! That is the same age Rose was on Season 1 of The Golden Girls. But both he and Betty White had fine asses. (P.S. In a sad twist of timing, the other plump ass in the above pic belongs to Gabriel Olds — who just THIS MONTH got picked up for multiple sexual assaults.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Deranged Trump Syndrome, cold-hearted bitch on cold-hearted bitch violence, Joe Alwyn nude, my second novel was apparently a biography and more ...

ABOVE: The actual interview is here, and it's close to that. The hosts tried hard to help him out.

BELOW: Keep reading for how the worm has turned ...

"I'm JD Vance! I'm running for vice president!"
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"Okay." pic.twitter.com/wQJOAzg3s0

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) August 22, 2024

ABOVE: He's a real people person. Except I am beginning to wonder if he's a people OR a person.

BELOW: Keep reading for Glen Powell, Mike Lindell owned by a kid, Ann Coulter trots out a slam of Gus Walz and more ...

Twenty-eight years later, we have our new Pride flag bearer! (Images via video still)

I had to completely scrap this post because I was writing it while I was watching, starting around 8 p.m., and things started kind of slowly. Then, as I kept thinking the evening was about to wrap up (I hadn't looked ahead at the speakers), more and more stellar names kept arriving.

Not to mention the emotionally resonant moments.

Wait, maybe Chris Messina and Ike Barinholz were NOT the hottest ones on The Mindy Project ... 

I was tickled to see Mindy Kaling as the host. She looked stunning and was just funny enough not to distract from the matter at hand, perhaps most surprisingly when she slipped in a shout-out to Ben Affleck, who is going through a divorce from J.Lo.

@boyculturedotcom Mindy Kaling sweetly shouted out Ben Affleck while acknowledging her home state of Massachusetts on Night 3 of the DNC. #dnc #mindykaling #benaffleck #voteblue #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #harriswalz #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

Kenan Thompson did a funny skit that brought up Project 2025, an increasingly sore spot for Trump.

I was impressed to see country-first Republicans like Olivia Troye (who left her job with Pence over Trump's anti-American behavior) and Geoff Duncan (former lieutenant governor of Georgia), and one of the first emotional moments was the warm reception shown to Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, a former Capitol cop caught up in January 6.

Hakeem Jeffries, our House minority leader, is able to speak so captivatingly with so little effort, you don't really realize where it's going until you're there. His framing of Trump as an ex-boyfriend who won't stop calling was HILARIOUS, and he knew it.

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The roll call of 2024 will go down in history with 1996's Macarena as the most lit, lit, lit DNC ever!

The DJ was so much fun, the music was nothing but obvious bangers, and Lil Jon performed live for Georgia. 

@boyculturedotcom RNC roll call vs. DNC roll call. Turn down vs. for what?! #DNC2024 #DNC #democrats #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #harriswalz2024 #liljon #georgia #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

On top of the party atmosphere, lots of fun moments, including Rep. Justin Pearson for Tennessee, Spike Lee's New York cameo, an amazing reproductive-freedom story, youngsters, oldsters and more. Don't miss it. Just skip over poor Gov. Tony Evers of Wisconsin, who fumbled his simple part miserably. I think the prompts were confusing, but he definitely froze up.

Great stuff.

ABOVE: Peep you some Peter Gallagher.

BELOW: Keep reading for the jockstrap's sesquicentennial, Coach Walz, Simon Rex and more ...