Above: All that, and they wrote a book!

Below: Keep reading for gay boxers in love, Tom Brady's scandalous kiss, Trump's war on the FBI (and on America), naked reality stars, resources for LGBTQ students, gay groundhog, Abbott attends gay wedding, the Mooch claims he's a gay activist, Timberlake's newest and hot tennis players ...

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Alex Reimer, the wunderkind, 25-year-old sports reporter who randomly called Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's daughter a “pissant” — and is suspended for it — made a splash a couple of years ago by coming out in a profession where heterosexuality is valued ...

This is what happened. Deal with it or it will get worse pic.twitter.com/EYWp8LMPQM

— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) November 9, 2016

Wondering what happened aside from Hillary hate? See above. She won the popular vote.

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Wondering what Bernie has to say? “Nothing polite”:

Small ray of light: Democrat Maggie Hassan (barely!) beats anti-Trump Republican Sen. Kelly Ayotte in NH.

At least one racist prick lost big-time last night: Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Tom Brady maybe didn't give Trump the okay, sees presidential elections in the same way he sees sports:

"I am always happy when people experience success .I was happy when Pres. Clinton won, I was happy when Barack Obama won, & President Bush." pic.twitter.com/OnhXxquMbU

— Chad Amaral (@chad_amaral) November 9, 2016

Keep reading for Michael Moore's PAINFUL but spot-on take on Trumpocalypse ...

Gio, your hair looks terrific!

All the hot pieces of ABC News!

Tom Brady is dead to me.

Elton John brags that tyrannical Putin called him, Putin denies.

Is Rosie O'Donnell dating Tatum O'Neal?

Emily gets BLUNT.

The gay age-gap is REAL. (And real funny.)

Australia's PM sucks ass on gay marriage after all.

Hillary Clinton lends support to Muslim teen arrested for homemade clock.

Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour adds Asian, Mexican, domestic dates.

Kim Davis's lawyer blatantly lies, says The View called for her execution!

Caitlyn Jenner clarifies gay marriage position.

Ariana Grande's dollars-to-donuts impressions of Britney & Christina.

Hot, furry dude—should he manscape or not?

Depending on if you value youth or talent more, this image is shady in different ways...but brilliant.

Via Planet Hiltron: Madonna as Joan, Gaga as Melissa.

Kate Bush's rare live shows in the UK draw raves.

Chik-fil-A founder dies.

Gene Simmons declares rock dead. Rock asks, “Who?”

Obama delays executive action in immigration.

A butt you'd second-mortgage your house for.

Tom Brady's beggin' for it!

Todd Sanfield's bulge is timeless.

Porn sites wake up on 'Net neutrality.

Kathy Griffin on Joan Rivers: “Respect must be paid to this woman.”

Did you spend $10K to get into Joan's funeral?

So what if Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) isn't gracious?

Sadly for the right, Obamacare is working.

A hot flash of hot undies.

Friendly reminder: Ross Lynch is over 18.

The Comeback really and truly is coming back.

Clubkid/murderer Michael Alig is out of prison.

Kirk Cameron's a pitchman for “the most anti-gay legal outfit” in the U.S.

Bill Murray, work of art.

You better best love Beyoncé.

Lara Logan's 60 Minutes Benghazi report was too full of shit for LexisNexis.

Tom Brady tries out metrohomosexual look.

A real he-man.

Pitch Perfect 2 is well on its way.