Mr. Man loves daddies, and one of their all-time fave British dads is celebrating one today — the devilishly sexy and incredibly naked Tom Hardy turns 41! Keep reading for some of Tom's meatiest roles ...

ABOVE: He, uh, wants to dominate.

BELOW: Keep reading for Instagram being Greek passive, Gaga's Vegas residency, Tom Hardy, the guy who wouldn't take no for an answer from a lesbian, and more ...

Above: You gotta love vintage gay ads.

Below: Keep reading for a hot new movie stud, Tommy Haas getting a butt massage, Aretha Franklin's masturbation concerns, gay-porn actor doing hard time for pot (but Cynthia Nixon wants to legalize it), Ronny Jackson has drunk issues, Kanye West is madly in love with Trump, and more ...

Above: You're gonna love all Tom Hardy's workout vids.

Below: Nancy Pelosi is putting America to werk, Omarosa might get subpoaened, busy sweaters, government shut-down news, RIP Bradford and YOU MUST watch this Rachel Maddow segment ...

Madonna was born 59 years ago today. The Queen of Pop has a history of lavish birthday parties — she isn't the type to run from her age (so much as the aging process) as she is to mark it with reverence and glee.

Keep reading for video from inside her party, plus more of the day's hottest links ...

 

storm nico is coming. #thelovebomb #niconiconico

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POD HATCHES: Nico Tortorella's podcast becoming a TV series.

BEARS, BEARS, BEARS: Polar and otherwise.

SHAGGY DELIC: Hairy guy barely contained in boxers.

YOU'RE ON MAN-DID CAMERA:

 

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MAY THE BREAST MAN WIN: Nice furry tits.

TOM HARDY'S BEARD: The actor in his natural habitat.

MODEL BEHAVIOR: This Turkish modeling contest is a must-watch.

(Video still via Facebook @HarryBoyShop)

KINK ALERT: Sexy toys for V-Day. (Bare Booty Alert)

AN HONOR NOT TO BE NOMINATED: Shirtless Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

FORESKIN FOLLIES: Superclose close-ups of Argentine rugby stud's equipment. (Work Unfriendly)

(Image via Tumblr)

Obama all but endorses Hillary. Hillary shines at Iowa #DemTownHall. 

Actually Bernie & Hillary were both stellar.

Planned Parenthood hoaxers indicted in Texas. 

Dumb-ass B.o.B. literally believes the Earth is flat.

Killer livestreams via Periscope from prison, asks for cash.

Wanna see Tom Hardy get his bare ass whipped? (Work Unfriendly)

Hardy boy

Oh, Joy.

I like Joy Behar, but she needs a prescription for something sometimes.

Even Joy knows she fucks up occasionally.

Tom Hardy's war on inelegance.

I'll have what Jessica Simpson's having.

Scorching-hot Oliver Cheshire. 

Buffoon Elton John derides prank.

Trump can see Alaska Thunderfuck from his house.

Harvey Fierstein punching up Funny Girl.

New song feat. Beyoncé drops, softly.

Scott Walker's campaign going off the rails?

SOUNDS GOOD: Chris Cornell's new album out.

Mayoral candidate wants to “eradicate” the gays.

2-bit right-wing carnival barker Phyllis Schlafly for the $10 bill?

Sean Penn never misses a Madonna concert.

.@SeanPenn during #TrueBlue @Madonna #rebelhearttour #NYC last night. Photo by joseisaac85 on instagram #Madonna #msg pic.twitter.com/nNn5kYcD1A

— DrownedMadonna.com (@DrownedMadonna) September 18, 2015

Happy 110th, Greta Garbo.

Tip for Kasich: Don't like Latinos? Stop trying to pretend you do.

New Stonewall featurette focuses on trans character.

Warren, Gaga & Hardwicke team up vs. sexual abuse ...