I Can't Believe It's Not Collins (Image via video still)

And to think THIS is just part 1 of 3 in a series looking back at Dynasty!

ABOVE: One day, Ashley Longshore will be seen as another Da Vinci.

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Today, January 8, would've been David Bowie's 73rd birthday. (More on that here.)

As a Madonna scholar (hey, it's a thing), I am well aware of her love for the guy, and his influence on her. He was her first concert (and she lied to her dad about going), she inducted him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and she has clearly taken much inspiration from his conceptual use of personae and eras.

ABOVE: I love Lally.

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ABOVE: Pass the Salter.

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Cherish your pop icons while they are alive. (Images via head shot & video still)

Just tragic — 17 years after being diagnosed with a cancerous brain tumor, Roxette's Marie Fredriksson has died at 61.

The singer only discovered she had cancer when she passed out, cracking her skull, which forced an MRI. At the time, doctors gave her a 25% chance of survival. She did survive, but it took a heavy toll on her health; she was never physically the same, but managed to continue performing right up until 2016, when a Roxette tour of Europe was scrapped at the last minute on doctor's orders.

ABOVE: I always appreciate an open-drawers policy.

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ABOVE: Abs? Fab.

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