Above: Perhaps a porn version of Gilligan's Island was long overdue.

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Drop. Everything. The world's hottest maths teacher Pietro Boselli has gone totally nude: https://t.co/7FSqztmEcw pic.twitter.com/yN6MoacW5Q

— Attitude (@AttitudeMag) September 29, 2016

DO THE MATH TEACHER: Pietro Boselli goes NUDE in latest shoot.

SWIFT RETALIATION: Hot piece Tom Hiddleston won't talk about Her.

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SHE HAS SEX WITH ERIC DECKER... : ... by saying, “Babe, it's on.”

(Image via Entertainment Weekly)

SEASON THREE-WAY: EW unveils its Outlander Season 3 cover.

YOUNGER HUNGER: Nico Tortorella opens up about sex with men, dating Kyle Krieger.

 

After our breakup I wanted to just hide forever but @nicotortorella asked me to be on his Podcast #TheLoveBomb so I did. It was a healing experience to say the least. We talked about so much.. social media, character flaws, insecurity, dating, falling in and out of love, sex, sobriety, and a lot of other things I never thought I'd say publicly. Go check it. He did a great job. The whole series of guests is wonderful. Hope you enjoy. LINK IN BIO. Congrats, friend. X

A photo posted by Kyle Krieger (@kylekriegerhair) on Sep 28, 2016 at 10:12am PDT

TRY HIM ON FOR SIZE: Mr. Leif Erik, dreamboat: 

A visual buffet provided by @iamleiferik ...sexy perfection...color me a fan!!!! By @darrentieste. With @DTmodelmgmt pic.twitter.com/p6kBYpPJKu

— Peaks N Valleys (@MrPeaksNValleys) September 29, 2016

MEET VITOR MELO: No wonder he smiles when he takes selfies.

2,500 HOT DUDES: Click here for them. 

 

Concealed weapon. #bulges #guys #hot #men #menofnyc #nycmen #surreptitious #sweatpants

A photo posted by mattrett (@mattrett) on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:30am PDT

JUST CAUSE: This calendar's for a good cause. I'd buy it for a bad cause:

(Image via Fred Goudon)

CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR: This Trevor Donovan Speedo pic didn't make the cut: 

 

Sneak Peek from last month Photo-shoot. This one didn't make the cut. #picoftheday #mondaymotivation

A photo posted by Trevor Donovan (@trevordonovan) on Sep 19, 2016 at 4:35pm PDT

Yes, we are gay—don't judge Gilles Marini and me

Last Saturday, I had a lot of fun covering the red carpet of the 23rd GLAAD Media Awards. Didn't I just do that? Yes, but that was the New York edition; as I was in L.A., I covered the West Coast gathering. See, GLAAD ain't dumb—they have two to make it so no celebrity can say, "Oh, I'm on the wrong coast! I can't go!"

I hired my sweet pal Brad as my videographer and met him at the Westin Bonaventure just in time to check in and take our places. I kind of hate how the carpet was set up—the guests were allowed to congregate behind us to stargaze, which was distracting. But it was nothing compared to the women two spots down from me whose entire goal was to flash a huge "FREE GAY HUGS!" sign and video themselves receiving said hugs from roughly two-thirds of the celebrities who walked. (And I thought I was lame with my aggressive pic-with requests!) They were so damn loud! Luckily, they didn't ruin any of my interviews, but only by sheer luck.

Brad's mic needed batteries (he's blond; sorry, Brad) so I wound up videoing my own first chat, with Jennifer Tyrrell. She's the lesbian mom recently booted as a den mother by the virulently homophobic Boy Scouts of America. Smart woman and immediately likable. Unreal that they're getting away with that crap. I was a cub scout (I bailed on Webelos mainly because...what the fuck is a Webelo???) and fondly remember my Pinewood Derby racing days as well as the hillbilly band we assembled for a talent night. Not to mention the father/son cook-off, in which my father and I had a well-appreciated coconut cream pie. But still, fuck the Scouts.

My first stars were Angela Featherstone (STUH-nning, but my campadre confessed she had been an ice queen on a recent shoot) and Michelle Paradise of Exes & Ohs. No Megan Cavanagh, but they were delightful.

Next, I snagged Grant Gustin of Glee. I don't really follow the show, but no one that cute is getting past me without a third degree. He's adorable and quite articulate, even if he refers to gay people as "homosexuals," which totally didn't offend me because he was totally doing it to sound smart, not homophobic. I had a homosexual crush on various parts of him.

Max Adler from the same show was equally adorable and charming. He's passionate about his role, even though it came as a total shocker that his bullying character would be written as a late-blooming man-lover.