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I have a promo poster of this. Now what the fuck do I do with it?! (Image by Herb Ritts for Moda)

This has been developing for some time, but Madonna's ex, the model and sometimes actor Tony Ward, is now fully devoted to the QAnon conspiracy theory, posting about imaginary child-sex cults, decrying COVID-19 as a hoax and more.

Two sides of the same coin (Image via video still)

Tonight, Tucker Carlson shamelessly sympathized with Kyle Rittenhouse, 17, who has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder for his actions in Kenosha last night.

Carlson said:

How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?

This line of attack — that Democratic-run states and cities are a hellscape where anything goes and where white people are in danger (I believe Rittenhouse killed white people, albeit marching for BLM ...) — has bee used over and over at the RNC, and will likely be the most used (and effective?) gambit of Trump's closing as we barrel toward the November election.

Carlson should be fired.

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Tucker Carlson, whose only battle was with a bow tie ... and he lost, had the balls to state unequivocally that Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-Illinois) is deeply silly and unimpressive, that people don't criticize her only because she served in the military, and that:

These people actually hate America. No longer a question about that. And yet at the same time, they desperately want to control America more than anything. And that leads to the most basic of all questions: Can you really lead a country that you hate?

Rich, coming from a guy who helped put an unabashed hater of most Americans in the Oval Office, where he still sits, like an inoperable tumor. (Operation scheduled for November, come what may.)

In response, Duckworth — who had her legs blown off in service of this country — tweeted:

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