Reading is ... lost my train of thought. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)
ABOVE: Just a reminder that my first novel — which gave this blog its name — is available in a new edition here!
BELOW: Keep reading for Jordan Knight's right stuff, Elon Musk wriggling out of the deal and more ...
Nuts to that! (Image via Fox News)
Tucker Carlson, that defender of machismo, has put his name on a new Fox News special that hand-wrings over GULP The End of Men.
The visuals suggest men could end because they wind up fucking only each other, but I'm not sure that's what he was going for ...
Base on balls (Image via video still)
ABOVE: Sean Murphy's butt is a homer.
Sean Murphy gets HBP. pic.twitter.com/e5pLXx4bt4
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ABOVE: That, my friend, is a cover.
Bonus shot from here: “Are you sure this is how Keith Haring got started?!”
“Every time she laughs, an angel dies ...” (Image via video still)
Holy God, Alex Moffat's Tucker Carlson is as perfect as James Austin Johnson's Trump. Also inspired, casting Bowen Yang as Steven Seagal ...
ABOVE: Mirror, mirror ... sorry, forgot what I was saying.
BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans, Trump's insane promise, RIP Johnny Fever and more ...
ABOVE: Shawn Mendes sets a single-and-ready-to-mindle thirst trap.
