ABOVE: I could use some repairs.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on that career-ending gay orgy, a Republican baby-seller, gay Christmas stories that are as gay as Christmas and more ...

ABOVE: As a rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dominic Thiem's plump rump, Mike Pompeo's brazen corruption, Tucker Carlson's dog ate his homework and more ...

ABOVE: My thighs adored you ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Demi's breakup, Trump's effort to buy Black votes, a chat with Dr. Fauci and more ...

ABOVE: We love a modern-day posing strap.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Love Island porn scandal (that shouldn't be), the Trumping of the CDC, Bloomberg helping felons regain their right to vote in Florida, whites abandoning Trump and more ...

I have a promo poster of this. Now what the fuck do I do with it?! (Image by Herb Ritts for Moda)

This has been developing for some time, but Madonna's ex, the model and sometimes actor Tony Ward, is now fully devoted to the QAnon conspiracy theory, posting about imaginary child-sex cults, decrying COVID-19 as a hoax and more.

Two sides of the same coin (Image via video still)

Tonight, Tucker Carlson shamelessly sympathized with Kyle Rittenhouse, 17, who has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder for his actions in Kenosha last night.

Carlson said:

How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?

This line of attack — that Democratic-run states and cities are a hellscape where anything goes and where white people are in danger (I believe Rittenhouse killed white people, albeit marching for BLM ...) — has bee used over and over at the RNC, and will likely be the most used (and effective?) gambit of Trump's closing as we barrel toward the November election.

Carlson should be fired.

Watch:

ABOVE: Your not kidding!

BELOW: Keep reading for Kanye's latest breakdown, NYPD just can't quit chokeholds, new series coming about gay history, Liz Cheney = voice of reason (gasp!) and more ...

ABOVE: Eroticco does it again.

BELOW: Keep reading for some hot Chile, a COVID-19 denialist at death's door, Mitt Romney almost alone among the GOP condemning Trump and more ...