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ABOVE: Denzel, one of the more talented Mantiques of the Day.

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ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

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BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

ABOVE: Boz flashbacks.

BELOW: Tulsi hearts Russia, Grimes hooks up with Chelsea Manning, soap star ailing and more ...

ABOVE: I tell you what, he'd have to REALLY do me wrong for me to divorce THAT. More here.

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ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...