ABOVE: Denzel, one of the more talented Mantiques of the Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gramps, Santos excoriated by Tulsi, a foreign-language film with gay rights at its core and more ...

His Oz appearance was enough to inspire a prison bust. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Missing Luke Perry on what would've been his 56th. More here.

BELOW: Just keep reading, I promise ...

Hub-a-dub-dub (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Chris Hemsworth's wife gave us that tub pic for his birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for thirst tweets, Trump's hoax hoax and more ...

ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

Bonus ad! I used to have this mag; I found it as a 20-year-old ... somewhere? (Image via vintage cover)

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

ABOVE: Boz flashbacks.

BELOW: Tulsi hearts Russia, Grimes hooks up with Chelsea Manning, soap star ailing and more ...

ABOVE: I tell you what, he'd have to REALLY do me wrong for me to divorce THAT. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading to support a late queer artiste, meet the book-banning bum who is accused of molesting kids, pass me those gay Doritos and more ...

ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

I tell ya, I don't see it.

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Also, not to put too fine a point on it, but Kirstie needs to understand at her advanced age that Tulsi Gabbard has no constitutional right to speak at the DNC, so it's really not an issue of free speech so much as it being in issue of Gabbard being a complicit Russian tool with no future.