ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

I tell ya, I don't see it.

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Also, not to put too fine a point on it, but Kirstie needs to understand at her advanced age that Tulsi Gabbard has no constitutional right to speak at the DNC, so it's really not an issue of free speech so much as it being in issue of Gabbard being a complicit Russian tool with no future.

ABOVE: Art attack.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis thighs, Trump's authoritarian promise and decision to use the White House as a funeral parlor, Biden's big night, Rose McGowan's lunacy and more ...

ABOVE: I still can't believe he's retired! Follows appreciated here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Big Brother's big ol' butt, Trump's attempt to rebrand as a wartime president, porn actor Billy Santoro calling out Hillary Clinton (!) over COVID-19 while still gymming it up and fucking strangers and more ...

ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

BELOW: Keep reading for Henry Cavill's parched muscles, Trump recalls an ambassador who was too pro-LGBTQ, foreskins stuffed with M&Ms and more ...

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has indicated she will delay sending Trump's impeachment to the Senate, pending any signs that he would get a fair trial rather than a partisan coronation. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-O'h!-Hawaii) is ripping Pelosi for what is a very savvy move, neutering Mitch McConnell, because of course; Gabbard is, as Hillary Clinton boldly proclaimed, a Russian asset — with or without her own knowledge.

Now, in a shocking development, Mark Galli (pictured), the EIC of the venerable Christianity Today has written a forceful editorial calling for Trump's removal from office, a bold stance considering the Orange One's popularity among Evangelicals-in-the-streets, white-supremacists-in-the-sheets ...

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In a historic vote, the House of Representatives on Wednesday impeached Donald J. Trump for abuse of power and for obstruction of Congress.

On abuse of power, the vote was 230-197 — only Democrats supported, and only two Democrats did not support (Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

On obstruction of Congress, the vote was 229-198 — only Democrats supported, and only three Democrats did not support (Rep. Jared Golden of Maine; Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

Only one person voted present — dodging the historical importance of the vote — and that person was none other than Russian asset Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii).

Brian Williams: "Tulsi Gabbard, who was mysteriously missing all day, is in the chamber and has voted 'present.'"
Fmr. Sen. Claire McCaskill: "That's just stupid." pic.twitter.com/gAOQp2en2o

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) December 19, 2019

ABOVE: Glad 'e ate 'im.

BELOW: Keep reading for a body beautiful, a Hong Kong blow-out, Russia's favorite Democrat and more ...