ABOVE: Always loved Kerwin.

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ABOVE: We all knew Airplane! was making references, but did you catch this one back in the day?!

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ABOVE: Something smells.

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ABOVE: One of the best showbiz books EVER. Buy it here.

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ABOVE: Denzel, one of the more talented Mantiques of the Day.

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ABOVE: Missing Luke Perry on what would've been his 56th. More here.

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ABOVE: Chris Hemsworth's wife gave us that tub pic for his birthday.

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ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

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