ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

Bonus ad! I used to have this mag; I found it as a 20-year-old ... somewhere? (Image via vintage cover)

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

ABOVE: Boz flashbacks.

BELOW: Tulsi hearts Russia, Grimes hooks up with Chelsea Manning, soap star ailing and more ...

ABOVE: I tell you what, he'd have to REALLY do me wrong for me to divorce THAT. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading to support a late queer artiste, meet the book-banning bum who is accused of molesting kids, pass me those gay Doritos and more ...

ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

I tell ya, I don't see it.

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Also, not to put too fine a point on it, but Kirstie needs to understand at her advanced age that Tulsi Gabbard has no constitutional right to speak at the DNC, so it's really not an issue of free speech so much as it being in issue of Gabbard being a complicit Russian tool with no future.

ABOVE: Art attack.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis thighs, Trump's authoritarian promise and decision to use the White House as a funeral parlor, Biden's big night, Rose McGowan's lunacy and more ...

ABOVE: I still can't believe he's retired! Follows appreciated here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Big Brother's big ol' butt, Trump's attempt to rebrand as a wartime president, porn actor Billy Santoro calling out Hillary Clinton (!) over COVID-19 while still gymming it up and fucking strangers and more ...

ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

BELOW: Keep reading for Henry Cavill's parched muscles, Trump recalls an ambassador who was too pro-LGBTQ, foreskins stuffed with M&Ms and more ...