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Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has indicated she will delay sending Trump's impeachment to the Senate, pending any signs that he would get a fair trial rather than a partisan coronation. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-O'h!-Hawaii) is ripping Pelosi for what is a very savvy move, neutering Mitch McConnell, because of course; Gabbard is, as Hillary Clinton boldly proclaimed, a Russian asset — with or without her own knowledge.

Now, in a shocking development, Mark Galli (pictured), the EIC of the venerable Christianity Today has written a forceful editorial calling for Trump's removal from office, a bold stance considering the Orange One's popularity among Evangelicals-in-the-streets, white-supremacists-in-the-sheets ...

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In a historic vote, the House of Representatives on Wednesday impeached Donald J. Trump for abuse of power and for obstruction of Congress.

On abuse of power, the vote was 230-197 — only Democrats supported, and only two Democrats did not support (Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

On obstruction of Congress, the vote was 229-198 — only Democrats supported, and only three Democrats did not support (Rep. Jared Golden of Maine; Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

Only one person voted present — dodging the historical importance of the vote — and that person was none other than Russian asset Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii).

Brian Williams: "Tulsi Gabbard, who was mysteriously missing all day, is in the chamber and has voted 'present.'"
Fmr. Sen. Claire McCaskill: "That's just stupid." pic.twitter.com/gAOQp2en2o

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) December 19, 2019

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Tulsi Gabbard is a Syrian asset and a tool — anything but a Democrat — and she's seen in this embarrassing 1998 Hawaiian TV ad with her family, who were arguing vociferously against gay marriage.

She hasn't changed, though her voting record is much brighter — she just switched parties in blue Hawaii ...