ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

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ABOVE: They said it.

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ABOVE: The long and short of wrestling.

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Trump vs. Trump: Kurds Edition pic.twitter.com/eqMMwNWtlg

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 17, 2019

This is an actual letter on White House stationery from Trump to Erdogan — it's gangsterspeak, at best.

Once he is deposed or voted out or quits or strokes out, Trump's many misdeeds will be undone ... but not his Russian-approved sign-off of the slaughter of the Kurds. That's irreversible.

Again, fuck you if you didn't vote for Hillary.

EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a copy of ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩’s letter to #Erdogan. ⁦@POTUS⁩ warns him to not “be a tough guy! Don’t be a fool!” Says he could destroy Turkey’s economy if #Syria is not resolved in a humane way. Details tonight at 8pm #TrishRegan #FoxBusiness pic.twitter.com/9BoSGlbRyt

— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) October 16, 2019

ABOVE: A wrestler with an inspiring story. And nice pits.

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ABOVE: Raise your hand if you would.

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ABOVE: Fun fur.

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