Narcissus wept! (Image via Instagram)

Apparently, the mayhem caused by million-dollar OnlyFans joiner Bella Thorne escaped Tyler Posey, who is rushing onto the platform without any clothes ...

ABOVE: Good problem to have.

BELOW: Seems like Kim Jong Un is probably dead (along with his surgeon), some killer abs, a story about Mr. Rogers encouraging an employee to stay closeted and more ...

ABOVE: White meat.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Tyler vs. Dylan battle, a DC Comics breakthrough and more ...

Thanks for keeping it up for Pride @BenMastersxxx !!🌈🌈😈🤤🤤#BenMasters pic.twitter.com/SZLdZLZBhD

— Larry Flock (@_type_40_) June 19, 2018

Above: Ben Masters keeps it Pride-tastic.

Below: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's gay ways, George Takei on how his internment compares to today's border separations, Mitch Palmer in the raw, and more ...

OMG Blog: Tyler Posey's brother and body double Jesse reveals his butt and his babymaker. Seen WOOF! (Work Unfriendly)

(GIF via OMG Blog)

Huff Post: Alec Baldwin contemplated suicide after his angry voicemail to his young daughter was exposed.

DListed: Big Little Lies was utterly amazing — guess who wants to do a Season 2 of that untoppable story?!

Kenneth in the (212): Just one of the BEST butts in tennis, is all!

Johnny Lopez: Sr. Lopez is cuckoo for cucu, and has this season's RuPaul's Drag Race goils allll figured out:

(Overall image by Johnny Lopez)

Twitter: Daniel Nardicio announces mysterious Club Cumming, which is what Alan Cumming calls his Broadway dressing-room parties. Intriguing!

Coming Fall 2017! Club Cumming is coming to NYC. Join our email list for info on opening and shows! @danielnardicio https://t.co/HoXZAM0ZsR pic.twitter.com/yuEjtDhIHg

— ClubCumming (@ClubCumming) April 3, 2017

(Video stills via Poseys Fingers)

Via Poseys Fingers: In a series of new videos from The James Ellis Show, Tyler Posey strips to the waist, submits to a flogging, wrestles a dude and gets his pits and buns waxed.

Because straight.

After the jump ...

(Image via MTV)

Tyler Posey's juicy nipples.

YouTube star Calum McSwiggan pleads guilty to vandalism after faked hate crime.

Marijuana did well last night. Pot?! Eff that, I'm ready for heroin.

Azealia Banks gushes happily over Trump win.

Condoms-in-porn initiative fails in California.

How actual stars reacted to Trumpocalypse: 

This is an embarrassing night for America. We've let a hatemonger lead our great nation. We've let a bully set our course. I'm devastated.

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) November 9, 2016

(Image via Tyler Posey)

UPDATE 1: One of his reps is playing the 'he meant it like happy' card, which is offensive in a differenet way—to our intelligence.

UPDATE 2: Posey has apologized for the video, saying, “I fully support the LGBTQ community. This was a moment intended to reflect that. I am truly sorry to the people I've off offended or lessened how big coming out is. I just want to spread love in this world.”

ORIGINALLY:

Tyler Posey shared a video of himself by the Gay Street sign in Manhattan, proclaiming, “I'm gay!” At first, it was taken as a coming-out video, but then he posted a video of a lamp and shouted, “I'm lamp!” Great way to make a mockery of being gay.

did tyler posey just come out on snapchat because this is what i call living pic.twitter.com/azfbzkH6dJ

— ri ㅤ (@softshum) July 29, 2016