ABOVE: Lumberjack-off material.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Angel on Earth, Rudy Giuliani's very bad day and more ...

ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay-ish TikTokers, Sunset Boulevard: The Musical — The Movie, a Strand Bookstore controversy and more ...

SHE READY pic.twitter.com/zLWQbSMljH

— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) October 15, 2020

ABOVE: She “ain't goin' to play with these hos” is Lincoln Project material.

BELOW: Keep reading for the queer candidates fighting for our rights, more Biden polling bonanzas (not to mention a record-breaking cash haul), Kamala on the fly and more ...

Not to be too blunt about it, but the reason “but her emails” worked and “but his emails” won’t is because the operative word in the phrase was never “emails”

— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) October 14, 2020

ABOVE: This. All day, every day.

BELOW: Keep reading to help solve a hate crime, for Sen. Hirono-She-Didn't shaming Amy Coney Barrett's anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, for some truly riveting exchanges between Gloria Estefan and her gay daughter and more ...

ABOVE: More here, if you can handle it. And if you've got a paltry $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Bravo-lebrity, Trump bragging that he protected the Saudi Crown Prince, Meghan McCain vs. the media and more ...

Jon Voight, better option those film rights fast! (Image via video still)

Patriarch Filaret, of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of Kyiv Patriarchate (gurl!), is now hospitalized with COVID-19 after proclaiming that the virus was the fault of the gay.

His status was announced in a statement that read:

ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...