ABOVE: With thanks to Socialite Life.

BELOW: Keep reading for red-hot Daniel Craig, Monroe's rape episode, Bouzy as king and more ...

ABOVE: Mixed messaging.

BELOW: Keep reading for Simu Liu, Italy's fascist tilt, buns out and more ...

ABOVE: Pretty, pretty perfect.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bratislavan murders, Herschel Walker's cop claim and more ...

ABOVE: Like, I want one.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, an idiotic singer/anti-vaxxer/Alex Jones apologist, Madonna X Terri Joe and more ...

His Oz appearance was enough to inspire a prison bust. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Missing Luke Perry on what would've been his 56th. More here.

BELOW: Just keep reading, I promise ...

ABOVE: Complaints of queerbaiting are ridiculous. I always remember the first time I heard a passionate attack of a star for queerbaiting, it was Chadwick Moore attacking Nick Jonas for having the temerity to speak up for LGBTQ rights at Stonewall. Then Moore became a far-right Republican.

BELOW: Keep reading for Christ Meloni (not a typo), Emmy winners, Sri Lanka decriminalizing the gays, Lindsey Graham seeking 100 years of Democratic rule and more ...

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson is just about perfect ...

ABOVE: Life's a beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevante Rhodes in his underwear, the Republican judge who fudged the law for Trump, when Karens turn into lynch mobs and more ...