ABOVE: Tell me again how you'd say no because tattoos ick you out.

BELOW: The Senate votes to curb anti-Asian hate, a white soldier is arrested for harassing a young Black man who dared to set foot in his neighborhood, Karen Olivo is militantly about social justice and more ...

ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

Madonna's future “pussy man” (GIF via GIPHY)

On March 30, wish all-time heartthrob Warren Beatty a very happy 84th, if you can believe it.

Keep reading for more images of the birthday boy — and please follow me on Instagram ...

ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, the old man from 9 to 5 was once “the most beautiful man in the movies.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos in his skivvies, a new cut of that Mapplethorpe doc and more ...

ABOVE: Why Thomas Synnamon is consistently one of the best.

BELOW: Keep reading for daddy Joe Jonas, a gay rom-com, a gay dram-com, Leslie Jordan's revenge, some AAPI progress and more ...

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

BELOW: Keep reading for Channing Tatum's strip show, a pair of anti-trans bills, Cazwell looks good, the latest on the Colorado shooting and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...