ABOVE: If you've never seen Christopher Walken dancing his ass off in 1985, see it here. You'll smile. He, 101-year-old Marge Champion and Elaine Joyce are the last people in this clip still with us.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andrew Gillum's coming-out words, Trump calling for Obama to be jailed, why Glenn Greenwald is garbage, a sexy boy-to-man transformation, a perfect ass and more ...