ABOVE: As a rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dominic Thiem's plump rump, Mike Pompeo's brazen corruption, Tucker Carlson's dog ate his homework and more ...

ABOVE: I'm actually shocked this is real, but Vanity Fair never in its history had a Black photographer shoot its cover — until now. Dario Calmese, congrats!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hung talent, Kanye drops out, a Republican governor gets COVID-19 (awww!) and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

(Image by Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair)

Over 25 years after “Supermodel,” RuPaul is Vanity Fair's cover girl ...

Is he a safe Beto? (Image by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)

Beto O'Rourke announced he is running for president yesterday, using a Vanity Fair cover story to do so ...

Loved that shape 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/46rmNyjYKU

— Paul Cassidy (@PaulCassidyReal) January 31, 2019

ABOVE: Paul Cassidy shows off his shape.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot Guadagnino, Kim Davis's hefty bill and more ...

Above: The eventual unveiling is going to be a pretty picture. Follow here.

Below: Insecure hotness, the shirtless Poldark hunk, Vienna readying itself for Patti LaBelle, anti-gay Pogo claims he was just joshing' around and is really bicurious (but also loves right-wing nuts), Trump digs in on Samantha Bee, and more ...

Above: Garrett Clayton is playing to his strengths.

Below: Keep reading for a Big, naked Brother; Adore Delano questioning RuPaul's cultural legacy; GQ getting several legs up on Vanity Fair; Jason Statham on his anti-gay slurs; Trump's confusion — HPV vs. HIV; Manafort's latest headache; and much more ...