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ABOVE: I'm not sure what runs through a straight man's mind when he's being spladled, but I imagine getting run through is part of it.

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ABOVE: Billy Zane is 58 and still hot AF.

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ABOVE: They call him Bruce!

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ABOVE: Sean Murphy's butt is a homer.

Sean Murphy gets HBP. pic.twitter.com/e5pLXx4bt4

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ABOVE: We are FINALLY getting a peek at Taron Egerton's Cock.

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ABOVE: Some selfies are a cut above.

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ABOVE: I tell you what, he'd have to REALLY do me wrong for me to divorce THAT. More here.

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ABOVE: It's Ponyboy's Ponybutt for me.

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