ABOVE: They call him Bruce!

BELOW: Keep reading for a bear-naked dad, Jordan Neely's killer charged, Anderson Cooper's smug dressing down of the unwashed masses and more ...

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ABOVE: Sean Murphy's butt is a homer.

Sean Murphy gets HBP. pic.twitter.com/e5pLXx4bt4

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BELOW: Keep reading for the horrific attack in Brooklyn, inflation coming for Democratic majorities, Andrew Yang still aggressively stupid, GLAAD news and more ...

ABOVE: We are FINALLY getting a peek at Taron Egerton's Cock.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, a gay cop settling a discrimination suit (in San Francisco!), Mark MacKillop's Birdland debut, your Oscar hosts and more ...

ABOVE: Some selfies are a cut above.

BELOW: Keep reading for leathermen, the Rock Hall hopefuls, Whoopi's suspension and more ...

ABOVE: I tell you what, he'd have to REALLY do me wrong for me to divorce THAT. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading to support a late queer artiste, meet the book-banning bum who is accused of molesting kids, pass me those gay Doritos and more ...

ABOVE: It's Ponyboy's Ponybutt for me.

BELOW:  Keep reading for the best way to fight homophobia, why Saudi Arabia can't handle West Side Story, a dad who belongs in the parent-of-a-gay-man Hall of Fame and more ...

ABOVE: I think we were all already killed.

BELOW: Keep reading for the tragic death on Alec Baldwin's movie set, James McAvoy thirst tweets, Lil Nas X gives back and more ...

ABOVE: It's art.

Not the poster for the new Andrew Ahn movie, but keep reading for news on that ...

BELOW: Big news cycle. Gulp. Here goes: