ABOVE: You know you're old when you see guys like this and want to go up to them and tell 'em to enjoy that fuckin' hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Beau Mirchoff's ass, a boxer's anti-gay threats, a Log Cabin traitor and more ...

ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model whose hotness can't be camouflaged, outrageous anti-Irish meme shared by the GOP, Beto > Bernie, high-profile queer nuptials, the death of one of Popeye's BFFs and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp gets me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a see-through top, Kamala bashing Pence so you don't have to, Whoopi's close call and more ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

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Whoopi Goldberg doesn't suffer fools, and therefore she said goodbye to the asinine Judge Jeanine Pirro (who got her ass beaten by Hillary back in the day so of course is the most frothy-mouthed Trumpster of all time).

Watch Whoopi kick Jeanine off The View ...

Above: The eventual unveiling is going to be a pretty picture. Follow here.

Below: Insecure hotness, the shirtless Poldark hunk, Vienna readying itself for Patti LaBelle, anti-gay Pogo claims he was just joshing' around and is really bicurious (but also loves right-wing nuts), Trump digs in on Samantha Bee, and more ...

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Kathy Griffin returned to The View, taking back her apology for her infamous picture ...

Above: Gettin' it done? More like undone.

Below: Keep reading for a young actor's coming-out video, Zac Efron's bro-love, Madonna in good form, Morrissey's latest gross comments, free Amy Schumer tix and more ...