ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

I want that sign! (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Yes. Every day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Foxx's foxy nudes, a gay couple gets engaged during their COVID-19 vaccinations, COVID vigilanteism goes mainstream and more ...

Nice try, My Dad Was! (Image via The View)

Meghan McCain is mad as hell at Mary Trump for ... visiting Trump in the White House on our dime? Her ridiculous questioning of Mary on The View regarding her new book was met with a swift and effective response by Mary, who perfectly framed why McCain is an intellectual, political and deductive lightweight ...

ABOVE: His positivity is creating a nipple effect.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ass, Ryan Murphy's new joint, that Dallas Karen salon owner's subterfuge and more ...

ABOVE: Man-dscape.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hairy hottie, Andy Cohen grilling Dillon Passage from Tiger King, Patti LuPone's quarantine Norma Desmond moment, NYC's COVID-19 crisis ...

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: What else can you say, but: 

BELOW: Keep reading for Iowa, Trump's demented words, Thiem's ass and more  ...

ABOVE: The whole wide world.

BELOW: Keep reading for porn's cream o' the crop, Booker drops out and Carl Siciliano says farewell ...