ABOVE: Steven on the beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for a response from the #HimToo poster boy, Nikki Haley's surprise resignation, Trump's apology to Kavanaugh, Kanye's next White House appointment, a Shameless departure, hot guys galore and more ...

Above: Put the past behind you.

Below: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco naked, Sarah Huckabee Sanders' keening for her lost chicken dinner, a new anti-gay SCOTUS punt, new tunes from Mila Jam and Billy Winn, and more ...

Above: Eugene Simon is perfect, and shows off his rump (Work Unfriendly)!

Below: Keep reading for Keith Laue's booty, Sarah Huckabee Sanders's new diet, Cynthia Nixon's trans announcement, #PermitPatty strikes again, and more ...

Above: There really is only one.

Below: Out boxer to Chicago Pride, Manafort off to jail, Trump off his meds, and Sarah Paulson's Madonna-fangirl moment ...

Above: Keith Laue has a spring in his step.

Below: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth and his body double, Philip Roth dies at 85, the Harvey Milk Stoli bottle, Mimi Imfurst apologizes, Cody Christian and Daniel Ezra stripped to the wait, plus more ...

Above: Always time for a gym selfie:

Below: Keep reading for the stunning Adam Dawda, more on those druggy Atlantis Cruises, VVPL, Mr. Rogers biopic, Christie warns Trump about Mueller, future President Kennedy's SOTU plans, awful Trump stories + more ...

Photo of the decade: Doug Jones being sworn in, while his openly gay son QUIETLY DISINTEGRATES THE SOUL OF MIKE PENCE. pic.twitter.com/wTKHAZSrOx

— Derek Milman (@DerekMilman) January 4, 2018

I broke the Carson Jones-as-gay-hottie story, as you'll recall. I am the Woodward & Bernsntein of people's hot gay sons. Now, Carson is grabbing headlines for side-eyeing Mike Pence. I love that he is #JudgingYou.

However, things don't always go our way in politics ...

Above: If you like bearded cuties who show off a lot on Insta, he's your guy.

Below: Keep reading for a porn breakup, the debate over whether 8" is enough or too much, Ellen skewering Eric Trump with a smile and that delicious Trump v. Bannon feud ...