ABOVE: Happy birthday, pussyman!

BELOW: Keep reading for the taming of Lukas Gage, Mariah and Megan do Pride, the anti-queer (?) firing of a Marvel exec, the push to make being trans illegal and more ...

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ABOVE: Um. Whose birthday is it, with all that cake around?!

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BELOW: Keep reading for the return of Sex/Life, Mason Gooding's arm dance and more ...

ABOVE: Dad.

BELOW: Keep reading for CK's hot new piece of ass, SAG snub, Ryan Murphy's Globes speech and more ...

ABOVE: Damn, that Old Kid on the Block looks good to me. How is he MY age?!

BELOW: Keep reading for celebrity tail, Romney vs. Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Grease-y kid stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural man, Trump's tax loss, Musk's fascist takeover continues to depress and more ...

ABOVE: One of my readers alerts me to this guy, who is a principal. If I showed you any of my former principals, you would not have thoughts of breaking rules in order to earn a trip to the office.

BELOW: Keep reading for top TV, a trans victory and more ...

ABOVE: Dan's my neighbor. If I lean out my window, I can see his butt. Any window.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rags, a Pride Night veteran and more ...

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ABOVE: Ken Marshall is among today's b'days. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Giuliani's sad mewling over a back slap, SCOTUS cozying up to Christianity (let's try Wiccan prayers in schools) and more ...