ABOVE: Dad.

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ABOVE: Damn, that Old Kid on the Block looks good to me. How is he MY age?!

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ABOVE: Grease-y kid stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural man, Trump's tax loss, Musk's fascist takeover continues to depress and more ...

ABOVE: One of my readers alerts me to this guy, who is a principal. If I showed you any of my former principals, you would not have thoughts of breaking rules in order to earn a trip to the office.

BELOW: Keep reading for top TV, a trans victory and more ...

ABOVE: Dan's my neighbor. If I lean out my window, I can see his butt. Any window.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rags, a Pride Night veteran and more ...

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ABOVE: Ken Marshall is among today's b'days. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Giuliani's sad mewling over a back slap, SCOTUS cozying up to Christianity (let's try Wiccan prayers in schools) and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday suit! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for mags of the week, the #BidenBoom, an HRC racial discrimination suit, best flicks of '21 and more ...

ABOVE: It's hard to be humble.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Simpsons romance, a gun-violence tragedy, some Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...