ABOVE: One of my readers alerts me to this guy, who is a principal. If I showed you any of my former principals, you would not have thoughts of breaking rules in order to earn a trip to the office.

BELOW: Keep reading for top TV, a trans victory and more ...

ABOVE: Dan's my neighbor. If I lean out my window, I can see his butt. Any window.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rags, a Pride Night veteran and more ...

Man of the moment. (Images via Gr8erDays.com)

ABOVE: Ken Marshall is among today's b'days. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Giuliani's sad mewling over a back slap, SCOTUS cozying up to Christianity (let's try Wiccan prayers in schools) and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday suit! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for mags of the week, the #BidenBoom, an HRC racial discrimination suit, best flicks of '21 and more ...

ABOVE: It's hard to be humble.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Simpsons romance, a gun-violence tragedy, some Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...

Hands-on kind of icon (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Who remembers Charles Bronson as should-always-be-shirtless hot?

BELOW: Keep reading for election results and postmortems, a hot new Instagram devoted to NYC's gay mag of record and more ...

ABOVE: I'd rule the world if I looked like that.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy daddy Orlando Bloom (best nipples in the biz), an act of Republican desperation in Virginia, a hot gay boxer who keeps comin' and more ...

ABOVE: He's got a couple of good points.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dave Chappelle trashing trans women (again), one of the worst NYC cop spox goes down, Tina Turner sells out (in a good way) and more ...