ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: If you like the above model, you may also like the virtual influencer he has inspired.

BELOW: Cringeworthy Xmas snaps, Trump's threat to stay put, Russia hacked the fuck out of us (will they nuke us? or just own us?), Trump's neighbors hate him and more ...

ABOVE: He's the hottest guy you'll see all day — by a hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Pratt's bi character, Nick Jonas's frosty buns, a Proud Boys fashion blunder and more ...

ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay-ish TikTokers, Sunset Boulevard: The Musical — The Movie, a Strand Bookstore controversy and more ...

ABOVE: There are only so many '70s/'80s men who could truly be responsible for our gay-sexual awakenings, but Randolph Mantooth deserves a slot, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a Teamm8 player, Trump's fake TikTok crisis averted (by Trump), Clinton on SCOTUS shenanigans and more ...

ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's newest LGBTQ cast member, Trump's new sexual assault allegation, Barr's treasonous push to brand protesters as treasonous and more ...

ABOVE: Khasan Brailsford — and more of him is here, if you can handle him.

BELOW: Hot boys in love, Trump trailing in Florida (including, yes, with Latinos), Breonna Taylor settlement, amazing new photo monograph and more ...

ABOVE: If you've never seen Christopher Walken dancing his ass off in 1985, see it here. You'll smile. He, 101-year-old Marge Champion and Elaine Joyce are the last people in this clip still with us.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andrew Gillum's coming-out words, Trump calling for Obama to be jailed, why Glenn Greenwald is garbage, a sexy boy-to-man transformation, a perfect ass and more ...