ABOVE: Saucy Santa excitedly recounts performing with Madonna as “Material Gworl” is set for single release on Friday. I love this take on the song — watch/listen HERE.

Fists of Ed Fury: I'll choke ya if you don't keep reading! (Image via vintage still)

BELOW: Keep reading for LGB spoiler, Gay-Sex and the City, monkeypox spreads in wastewater and more ...

ABOVE: Somehow, splendid Katharine Ross is on her FIFTH husband in Sam Elliott, yet still has had time to be married to him for almost 37 years.

BELOW: Keep reading for a cute meteorologist, Liza & Lorna together, COVID stupidity and more ...

ABOVE: Help Dave raise some cash for a great cause.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay paper's struggle to right itself post-pandemic, more Madonna Pride reviews, Thomas Doherty's thigh on parade and more ..

ABOVE: Art that can be enjoyed by anyone!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Eichner's rom-com, passage of the American Rescue Act and more ...

It's time to make the ... doughnuts:

Mean while, back in Seattle, a full moon is rising: pic.twitter.com/QsjT7bzubO

— Larry Thompson #TheResistanceContinues (@Libradad) March 4, 2021

Context here.

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...

How it was hanging (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, so my OnlyFans has some good stuff, and it's just $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for Schitt's Creek's historic wins, Trump designating NYC, Portland and Seattle “anarchist jurisdictions,” Katharine McPhee's Republicanism and more ...

ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's newest LGBTQ cast member, Trump's new sexual assault allegation, Barr's treasonous push to brand protesters as treasonous and more ...