ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

ABOVE: Something tells me they'll tolerate it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy Aussie with butt game, bitchy Richie Grenell, a Trumper insults Biden for visiting family members' graves and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

ABOVE: Upside-down, you're turnin' me.

BELOW: Awkward sexiness, a Human of New York, Mnuchin's turncoat wife and more ...

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I'm sure it wasn't even close — “brat” Greta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year. Let's hope her achievements so far are the tip of the iceberg.

ABOVE: Orlando Bloom is now at the age where he is Bryan Cranston when he takes a selfie from a low angle — and I am good with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's 1984-play, Giuliani's off-the-rails admission, Ed Buck's meth-faced court date and more ...

Shiny & new (Image by Jason Ebeyer)

ABOVE: Check out Jason's eye-popping animations here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's nuclear threat, another GOP rep bails, Melania gets moist for Canadian bacon and more ...

ABOVE: Adjustments were made.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot selfie, more gun violence, a supermodel's gay wedding and more ...