ABOVE: Next year will be the 100th anniversary of Bea Arthur's birth. And hopefully next year, in January, we will be celebrating Betty White's 100th birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new reason to be Proud, the performance we've needed from Elton for Years & Years, Ellen DeGeneres gleefully telling us to go fuck ourselves (JOKINGLY, but I think she loved saying it and we deserve it) and more ...

ABOVE: Best foot forward.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wardrobe malfunction that would choke your Instagram Stories, It's a Sin cover boys, big-hearted AOC and more ...

ABOVE: Head to toes.

BELOW: Rush Limbaugh is FINALLY dead, QAnon continues to dog-whistle and whistle-whistle its way through the culture, Trump implosion and more ...

ABOVE: Franco Nero, who was one of cinema's sexiest.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot tennis pro, Biden's diverse Cabinet, the death of gay bars and more ...

ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

ABOVE: Something tells me they'll tolerate it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy Aussie with butt game, bitchy Richie Grenell, a Trumper insults Biden for visiting family members' graves and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

ABOVE: Upside-down, you're turnin' me.

BELOW: Awkward sexiness, a Human of New York, Mnuchin's turncoat wife and more ...