ABOVE: Underwear — half off.

BELOW: Pro jock is now professionally out as gay, crazy man who accosted a weatherman is arrested, Tuc Watkins is still hot and more ...

ABOVE: Never forget that butt-out shoot Keanu did.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell/asshole, NYC battered by Ida, the Supreme Court lets Texas's insane anti-abortion law stand (for now), Colton Underwood's new daddy and more ...

ABOVE: Everybody run ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the end of the U.S.'s longest war, LGBTQ elements in the colonies, gay nightlife in Greensboro and more ...

ABOVE: Captain of your heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys in Greece, Ida slams Louisiana, calling out the fake Afghanistan outrage, a juicy '80s-music doc and more ...

ABOVE: I urge you to follow Todd Lien on IG. He's great! He has a small part in Boy Culture: The Series and was a delight to work with.

BELOW: Keep reading for solid-gold Tom Daley, the gay plight in Afghanistan, Willam and Matthew Camp team up for gay justice, Jeff Stryker blows out a big ol' candle and more ...

Chorus bois (Image by Kenn Duncan for After Dark)

ABOVE: Flashing back to Good News, a 1973-1974 musical revival of a 1927 show. Starring Alice Faye and Gene Nelson (John Payne had appeared in it out of town), the show as panned (“combined, [Faye and Nelson] have the stage presence of a balcony seat”). But the boys — oh, the boys.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jackée Harry, Louis Virtel, how COVID-19 is helped along by wildfires and more  ...

ABOVE: Whitney Houston would still be just 58 today, and she's been gone nine and a half years already.

BELOW: The origin story of your favorite meme, Cuomo's secretary quits as a criminal complaint is lodged against him, some hairy Sam Elliott and more ...

ABOVE: Next year will be the 100th anniversary of Bea Arthur's birth. And hopefully next year, in January, we will be celebrating Betty White's 100th birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new reason to be Proud, the performance we've needed from Elton for Years & Years, Ellen DeGeneres gleefully telling us to go fuck ourselves (JOKINGLY, but I think she loved saying it and we deserve it) and more ...