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ABOVE: Vintage hot piece.

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ABOVE: Why did he look so amazing?!

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ABOVE: They call him Quadzilla.

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ABOVE: The disrespect! This is someone's son!

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ABOVE: Didn't get hotter than him.

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@hannahdukes253 Poor guy... All he wanted to do was help. Best Man Award for the Longest Fall #seattlefreeze #icestorm #internationaldistrict #seattleinternationaldistrict ♬ Funny Laugh no no no - Sound Effect

ABOVE: That's Seattle, by NYC feels it.

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